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Emily-26-Gemini-Pan If you need anything, don't hesitate to ask✨

[the-lincyclopedia]

Is it just me or does having a positive interaction with a stranger scratch a very particular itch? I think it's the reassurance that the world is not split solely into people who already love you and people who never will.

[aurelia-dobre]

According to your logic it's ok to hope that the best team does not win because you personally dislike them for no reason! ok sure!

Yes, this is literally how being a fan of any sport ever works

[funnytwittertweets]

[youngestdaughtersyndrome-deacti]

feels right n good that the new year starts on a sunday. this entire year will have a sunday kind of love perhaps.... :0

[youngestdaughtersyndrome-deacti]

happy sunday kind of love 2023

[enki2]

[theinformationcollector]

TIL that all (northern hemisphere) thoroughbred horses celebrate their birthday on Jan 1st.

via reddit.com

[endorphinmachine]

happy birthday to every horse

[valtsv]

sorry but my pet phoenix died so i can't come out tonight :(

[valtsv]

hi. yeah it's me again. you're not going to believe this.

[depsidase]

[death-420]

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

[sillysayaka]

dear dire

[pacey-grey]

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

[vonkarn]

me, walking out of a brothel: fucking bullshit

my wife: well what DID you think a brothel was

me: looking sadly at the empty bowl i brought: doesn’t matter

[theproblematicblogger]

Despite every moment of life being indescribably precious and a wondrous mystery, I will spend it caring about dividends and how many rental properties I have.

[brownfeministaa]

Rich people are truly dead inside. 

[the-big-milk]

I can't imagine caring this much about numbers that absolutely will never impact my life. This person is making more in passive income than I've ever made in my life and he's just like "but but I need more :(".

[msfbgraves]

I mean, fuck that guy, but psychologically it's interesting.

Some desperate remnant of his soul knows what he needs. As soon as his debt is cleared, he goes on to live what many would call an utterly charmed life: working no more than 20 hours a week, travelling and spending time with friends (which he, at $150,000 a year and no mortgage, has ample money to do). He has a loving relationship also.

But his brain is so rotten that he cannot understand happiness anymore. He is incapable of conceptualising it other than in money.

A man who has everything except the ability to feel it.

How poetic.

But fuck that guy.

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

I want to hit this man.

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

With a 18 wheeler

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Damn can I get this guys number so he can buy me some stuff that might put him in debt?

[warcrimesimulator]

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

[warcrimesimulator]

We will never experience this again.

[thyrell]

that shit feels like it happened in 2012 and last month at the same time

[texaschainsawmascara]

bad bitch only glasses

[yastutma-deactivated20240911]

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

moobs (man boobs) and woobs (woman boobs) lol 👍

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

and nonbinary boobs would be... no..... most surely not

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

[moriendel]

this is how the movie went right