got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

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got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"
The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat
do you have a picture of the little guy
He hissed at me 3 times while I took this picture
Thinking about how to kill and murder and bite and destroy humans
when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird
The "icy" sound from the Ice Cavern in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the same sound as the star collection sound in the Super Mario Galaxy games. The post plays a brief snippet of Ice Cavern before a snippet of Super Mario Galaxy footage that includes the sound.
The reason is that the sound used in both of these was taken from a commercial sample CD ("Best Service Gigapack" - SYN_Fantasia3 -L) and was not actually created by Nintendo.
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I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type
Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again
You are mentally ill, and that's amazing
ocd stands for “oh CMON dude” which is what you say to your brain when you catch it spinning a complex web of the stupidest shit imaginable that it has never the less managed to completely entrap you within
distressing things to say to your friends
Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me
i think too many people operate under the assumption that emotions are some frivilous fantasy of the mind and have no impact on the physical world, which is a cute thought when Humans are an animal that can die from being kinda stressed out
Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space
I didn't know this was something that happens in little shop of horrors I just thought it was a really good shitpost
Something the AI text boom has made me realize is that "no information" is significantly better than "wrong information."
I just saw Doordash AI describe a gallon of blue cheese dressing as a "sweet and refreshing beverage concentrate."
I CANNOTT DEAL WITH THIS SITE ANY LONGER
the person who wrote these tags posts almost exclusively Rent the musical
guyliner for women
guyliner for the common trout
The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.
i dont know whats going on with my dreams man
Which of these Green Day's American Idiot songs is your Favourite?
American Idiot
Jesus of Suburbia
Holiday
Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Are We The Waiting
St. Jimmy
Give Me Novacaine
She's a Rebel
Extraordinary Girl
Letterbomb
Wake Me Up When September Ends
Whatsername
happy pride!
crafting a plane launcher with chopsticks by 小小折纸手工