I call him Joey, just to feel something
Joe Quinn fanfiction one shots (updated 23 june 2024)
Cotton Soft Touches Gentle Voices Smooth - fluff
Summary: Joe's got some work to finish, but it's difficult when his girlfriend is all snuggled up on the sofa, looking like she's just about the most comfortable a person has ever been.
Wordcount: 1.8K
Just A Man - fluff
Summary: Joe witnesses someone flirt with you, and, listen, Joe can take a lot, okay? But an Italian bartender making his girl laugh from where he can hear it across the hotel pool is just a little too much, all right?
Wordcount: 1.7K
What Else - hurt/comfort
Summary: You come home after a long shift, and your feet hurt, and you've got balled up toilet paper in your underwear, and peole are so fucking rude, and Joe is so happy and you're not.
Wordcount: 1.8K
I Want To Hold Your Hand - fluff, hurt/comfort
Summary: Bookstore!Joe is back for another store visit, and he thinks he wants a lot of things, but really, when he finds you hiding in the breakroom all day, all he truly wants to do is hold your hand.
Wordcount: 2.4K
Lost Moments To Keep - hurt/comfort
Summary: Bookstore!Joe is leaving for work tomorrow and won't be able to visit the store for a while... but then you take a real bad tumble in the store and hurt your head, so how the fuck can he leave you now?
Wordcount: 3K
Little Spoon Reversed - fluff
Summary: Anne is grossed out after hearing people talk about being big spoon or little spoon, and Joe loves using it against her. When he asks you which one you are, you throw him a curve ball that makes his brain melt a bit.
Wordcount: 2.1K
Not His Thing - hurt/comfort
Summary: Joe and his friends go for a fun day out and visit a smash room together, lads on tour. You have the same plans, except yours ends up being not so fun when a shard of ceramics flies right into your face. Big whoops on Joe's part.
Wordcount: 1.7K
More Than That - fluff
Summary: You hadn't actually thought this through. Hadn't anticipated what it would actually be like to bring Joe, the guy who you had sex with and who tried to feed you pasta a lot, to your cousin's wedding. It's: not the best. But Joe is, so, thumbs up emoji.
Wordcount: 2.6K
Funny Story, Actually - fluff
Summary: You take the tube to a dinner with Joe's friends, and on your way, you run into your former boss. The one who you'd trusted with your life. The one who then went and slept with your ex-boyfriend. The one whose bag you then pissed into before meeting Joe in an empty tube lift.
Wordcount: 1.8K
Drown In You - smut
Summary: In the shower with Joe, words get spoken that hold nothing back. This is the cut scene, the one entirely jumped over, from part 5 of Reinvent Love, remastered in full HD for your enjoyment. Full smut, little plot (although, read Reinvent Love because it’ll help)!
Wordcount: 1.8K
The Boy Is Mine - fluff
Summary: Joe has work and cancels plans but, you know what, you can just come over and help him out, can’t you? It’s nerve-racking and embarrassing but, ok fine, you can come over and help him.
Wordcount: 1.8K
Love Languages - fluff
Summary: You and Joe try to figure out his and your love language. You're convinced you know his. But then again... do you?
Wordcount: 2.2K
Still Love Me? - fluff, hurt/comfort
Summary: The holiday prep is just a lot, okay? And you did something stupid and now, here you are, crying over something silly and in need of some extra affection. Good thing Joe's there.
Wordcount: 1.7K
Sweet Dreams - fluff
Summary: You can't sleep. Joe finds you, still wide awake, when he gets into bed and has just the trick to get you to doze off.
Wordcount: 1.1K
Good Girl - 18+
Summary: Joe figures out you have an off-switch. Or, an on-switch. Depends from which angle you approach it. Would be nice if he didn't abuse his power, wouldn't it? Joe disagrees.
Wordcount: 1.9K
Heartbeats All Chaos - fluff, hurt/comfort
Summary: You suffer through our first panic attack with Joe in the room and whilst you are trying your best to remain calm and practice all your breathing techniques, Joe is freaking out.
Wordcount: 2.1K
Girls' Night - fluff
Summary: Wedding gang's back! Joe's best friend Poppy and you are starting to become better friends. Joe pretends he hates it, eye-roll, oh my god, you're so annoying, but secretly he loves it so much he can't even think about it without blushing.
Wordcount: 3.4K
For You - fluff, hurt/comfort
Summary: All the women who are independent, throw your hands up at me. You never ask for shit, because you don't need any help, do you? Until, suddenly, um, yes you do, and Joe gets to fucking shine.
Wordcount: 3.3K
Blind Bargain - fluff
Summary: You and Joe are sneaking around and you're mortified people will find out, until your flatmate sort of does, and what if she hates you because you lied to her for ages? Joe saves the day.
Wordcount: 3K
Touch - fluff
Summary: Joe's all grumpy and grouchy and very irritable and so annoyed and, listen, his bones creak now. Shit, he's getting old. Good thing you've got magic hands with magic fingers that hold a magic touch.
Wordcount: 2.1K
But, I Love You - angst, hurt no comfort
Summary: You want an evening out with Joe. Your soft ruffled mismatched outfit Joe. But you get Joseph Quinn instead and when you voice this, it all kind of... goes to shit.
Wordcount: 4.1K
Inside Out & Outside In - 18+ smut
Summary: In this prequel to Ground Rules (see blow) you find out what really happened on that one night, where you felt all vulnerable, and Joe was there with soft eyes and kind touches.
Wordcount: 4.9K
Ground Rules - angst, fluff
Summary: You accidentally fall pregnant. It’s Joe’s, but you’re not together and… so, now what? Together you figure out a system that you have to keep convincing yourselves and everyone around you will actually work.
Wordcount: 4.8K
Mine - fluff
Summary: Joe talks in his sleep. Seems kind of awake, but definitely isn't. That's... that's the story? Enjoy.
Wordcount: 1K
Love You A Twelve - fluff
Summary: Joe has some good news and some bad news. It starts with soft beard scratches on the sofa and ends with shaving foam kisses because Joe's cute and you're cute and, gosh, shut the fuck up don't even LOOK at me right now.
Wordcount: 2.9K
Alla ricerca di Cenerentola - 18+ fluff, lil smut
Summary: You meet Joe at a rooftop birthday party in Rome, Italy and Joe falls in love whilst you practically inhale a full charcuterie board. You're charming like that, we get it. But then you disappear... so, now what?
Wordcount: 3.5K
Soothing Serenity - 18+ lots of TOUCH
Summary: Joe just happens to be the type of boyfriend that relaxes after a long day at work by putting his hands on you. And who are you to deny him?
Wordcount: 1.9K
Sticky Skies - fluff
Summary: You move into a new flat and meet your very cute neighbour out on your balconies when you go for a cigarette. Quick 5-minute before bed smokes turn into long two-hour before bed conversations, and you're very cute as well, so Joe can't help but love you, obviously.
Wordcount: 3.5K
Infinite Fizz - 18+ smut
Summary: On your last day as a temp PA, there’s no more holding back. This is the cut scene, the one entirely jumped over, from part 5 of In 120 Hours, remastered in full HD for your enjoyment. Full smut, little plot (but read 120 hours, because it'll help).
Wordcount: 3.7K
Easier In Greece - fluff
Summary: Joe’s in an interesting stage of life when he’s offered an equally interesting project. You whisk him off to Greece and spend eight days together on a boat with high expectations of which none turn out to be true.
Wordcount: 7.9K
Saturn’s Eyes - fluff
Summary: On your first date with Joe, he suddenly has an idea. He needs to show you something back at his flat. It's not sketchy, he promises.
Wordcount: 2K
What's Best For Me - angst, fluff
Summary: Joe's in his head and is distant for a little while which quickly has you spiraling because clearly, this is all your fault isn't it?
Wordcount: 2.3K
Forty-seven Days - fluff
Summary: You’ve not seen Joe for forty-seven days, and you think he’s coming back tomorrow but he lied and surprises you at your job a day early and he’s all hands and hips and mouth. Anne hates it.
Wordcount: 1.1K
Soft Hands - fluff
Summary: You come home from a night out at Halloween, absolutely plastered. Joe’s waited up for you and helps you into bed safely.
Wordcount: 1.9K
His Glasses - 18+ smut
Summary: Um, so, Joe wears his prescription glasses out of the bedroom for the first time. All aboard the struggle bus!
Wordcount: 1.3K
There You Go - 18+ smut
Summary: You go to bed way before Joe does one night, and he finds you tossing and turning, unable to stop moving, having all sorts of dreams... and so Joe helps you out, wink wink nudge nudge.
Wordcount: 1.1K
What Are You Wearing - fluff, hurt/comfort
Summary: You have an awful day and then Joe wears and awful outfit and it's all wrong and why does a grown man not know how to fucking dress himself?!
Wordcount: 1.9K
Promise Me Both Ways - 18+ smut, fluff, hurt/comfort
Summary: You've asked Joe to be a little... rougher, than he usually is. And you fucking love it, until something goes wrong, and Joe freaks out. It's fine, you LOVE it, but Joe's not so sure...
Wordcount: 1.8K
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