Captain Lance Boyle @captain-lance-boyle - Tumblr Blog

I’ve never engaged in conversation with either. I agree with many posts of both.

Our Constitution is in place to Limit the damage of our government to our country.

That is the bottom line.

Have a nice day.

If your cell mate has a hundred year sentence… protect him.

How long do you want to bed down with a cadaver… before he’s finally buried ?

😆

Truthful Sentencing Matters.

What began in Ireland… is spreading !

Take it back !

Pride in counterfeit ?

I fought a duel with my dad.

Not a disagreement, we both wanted to know, who was a better swordsman.

A metal washer, soldered leaving a 1/2” tip on matched court swords. Safety glasses and leather gorgets, white shirts.

We both got drunk as senators after I finally won.

We did this a backyard, goth industrial party.

I shit thee not.

😃😆😜

Food coma.

💬 4 🔁 1503 ❤️ 2475 · Max Headroom (1987)

Anderson Cooper now.

Half deaf, veteran, running out of teeth and built his own Pegleg.

Made $1,200 on the stock market today.

Still considered sexy by some. 😆

I sometimes drink with a Judge, sometimes camp with a NASA engineer. They love telling stories about me.

I’m just a one legged Master Plumber, Pirate reenactor and Barstool philosopher.

I’ve trained Secret Service to throw knife and tomahawk.

I still ride motorcycles.

Just wishing Donald Trump

a Grand Birthday !

Captain Lance Boyle