I am going to live through this, even if it kills me.

Blog dedicated to my undying love for M*A*S*H, its characters, and the lovely actors that played them, as well as my account for role-playing (hopefully not poorly) as Trapper John McIntyre, cutie pie, best pal, and generally okay guy from the 4077. Stick...

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Okay so just so everyone knows, I'm not putting off the giveaway stuff on purpose. I was in the hospital and out of school and now I'm trying to catch myself back up and deal with a new diagnosis and going back to work and all that jazz. I will get to everything as soon as I can, but my life is all flipped around right now and I'm trying to get myself back on my feet. I have at least half of each story written and have the prizes ready to be sent, I just need more time to get everything together. I hope you understand.

[busloads-of-bushwah]

Alan behind the scenes of M*A*S*H

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ATTENTION EVERYONE THAT I STILL OWE A REQUEST:

(aka all of you) I’m super sorry it’s taking me so long. For those of you who don’t know, I tore a muscle in my back and have only recently really been able to type for semi-long periods of time without crazy intense pain happening. I have ideas and some dialogue for all of your stories, they just need put together. I’m crossing my fingers for this week/this weekend. I feel awful for being so slow, but I hope you all understand.

[captain-trapper-mcintyre]

hey guys, So, since I like to keep y'all in the loop, I figured I'd tell you that I have a torn trapezius (that looks like a fake word, but it's one of the muscles in the shoulder blade region) and my arm is in a sling and I can't go to work and start physical therapy next week. Such is life.

[major-charlie]

I am me (insp.)

[captain-trapper-mcintyre]

I POSTED THE SECOND BIT IN MY FIVE TIMES FIC AFTER IT SAT IN MY REVISION FOLDER FOR LIKE SEVEN YEARS.

here it is: http://archiveofourown.org/works/5699170/chapters/13468933

I promise to work on the requests from the giveaway as soon as my schedule allows it. Tonight is the first night I’ve had off all week, and I’m getting over being horribly sick, so please bear with me <3

[alliealdas]

[captain-trapper-mcintyre]

A VERY happy birthday wish for my first childhood crush, amazing actor, cupcake of a human being, and all-around hell of a guy!

[keyframedaily]

Happy 80th, Alan Alda.

Photo by Tim Knox.

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really need to ship-rant,but it has nothing to do with MASH. Any takers? Report to messages asap if so.

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when you realize you’re actual trash but you’re kind of okay with it, tbh

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[4077th]

Tag which m*a*s*h character you are, I’m Charlez.

[ohsheselectric]

[captain-trapper-mcintyre]

All constellations!

GRACIAS <3Constellations: Favourites

Centaurus: Favourite holiday? CHRISTMASSSS

Orion: Favourite month? Uh June I think?

Cassiopeia: Favourite book? One Man Guy or A Separate Peace

Delphinus: Favourite study? English, yo

Hercules: Favourite instrument? To play, ukulele. To hear, probably guitar?

Gemini: Favourite song? I don’t have one?? but favorite of right now is probably Tonight You Belong to Me

Pegasus: Favourite place to be? BED WITH COFFEE AND A ONESIE ON AND MY PHONE SO I CAN TEXT/SNAPCHAT IMPORTANT HUMANS

Libra: Favourite colour? I like combinations and not single colors??? so purple and teal or teal and pastel orange

Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear? my Minnie Mouse onesie or a nice-smelling, slightly-too-big hoodie

Aries: Favourite movie? Two of Us and 50/50

Cygnus: Favourite weather? Summer. (this cold shit can cease right now)

Hydra: Favourite sound? soft guitar playing or a particular human’s voice, tbh

[sentencestarters-and-asks]

Send a space thing for questions

Planets: Life

Mercury: What’s your full name? 

Venus: What’s your first language? 

Earth: Where’s your home? 

Mars: What’s your sexuality? 

Jupiter: Do you have any siblings? 

Saturn: Any pets? 

Uranus: What’s your hobby? 

Neptune: When’s your birthday? 

Pluto: What time is it right now where you are? 

Moon: What are you currently studying/hope to study? 

Stars: Experiences

Sun: Have you ever had alcohol? 

Sirius: Have you ever failed a class? 

Rigel: Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster? 

Deneb: Have you ever been out of your home country? 

Arcturus: Have you cried out of something other than sadness? 

Betelgeuse: What’s something you can never forget about? 

Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about? 

Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone? 

Bellatrix: Have you ever been forced to lie/keep a secret? 

Alphard: Have you ever lost a friend?

Vega: What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t? 

Constellations: Favourites

Centaurus: Favourite holiday?

Orion: Favourite month?

Cassiopeia: Favourite book?

Delphinus: Favourite study?

Hercules: Favourite instrument?

Gemini: Favourite song?

Pegasus: Favourite place to be?

Libra: Favourite colour? 

Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear?

Aries: Favourite movie? 

Cygnus: Favourite weather? 

Hydra: Favourite sound? 

Galaxies: Love/Friends  

Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend?  

Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social? 

Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight? 

Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss? 

Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills? 

Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much? 

Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to? 

Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now? 

Bode’s Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer? 

Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity? 

Tadpole Galaxy: Would you deny a relationship/friendship? 

Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried over a breakup? 

Other stuff: Wishes 

Comet: What’s your big dream? 

Asteroid: What does your dream life look like? 

Meteor: What’s something you wish you could tell, but can’t? 

Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be? 

Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be? 

Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years? 

Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die? 

Quasar: If you could spend the rest of your life with only one person, who would it be? 

Wormhole: What’s something you wish would happen, but know won’t? 

Black Hole: What’s the last thing you want to see? 

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M*A*S*H fan sound off !!

Reblog this if you’re a MASH fan, and tell us where you’re from! I’m from Boston, Massachusetts.

[captain-trapper-mcintyre]

Pittsburgh, PA -- fan since I was too young to understand any of it.