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@captain-westley
Itâs Always Sunny in Philadelphia, PTSDee (S12E07)
Do you still- still love me?
princessrosamundâ:
âWell, I should certainly hope so â otherwise we might have to put that to the test.â She continues to smirk at him as she says this, though, and it is quite clear that she would never do it. Though she does more or less expect everyone to cater to her desires, there is no threat of punishment in this expectation. Not from her, at least, unless that punishment happened to be the extreme disappointment of the kingdomâs most delightful princess, which was clearly punishment enough. She would leave the real punishment to everyone else; she personally had very little interest.
âOh, it sounds so exciting! You know, sometimes I have to wonder if it is anywhere near as thrilling as you describe, or what could possibly draw you back?â She said this, but while there was a part of her that desired adventure, another part was quite convinced that she would have had enough before the adventure had even properly begun, and she would wish to return to her luxurious life at home. Most likely, it was better to leave the adventures to those more suited for it, and let them bring the stories and the treasure back to her.  âI will have to see this dress, but I believe you may be right, my dear Captain. Your taste has not failed me yet.â
Westley found the youngest princess to be absolutely endearing. He hadnât spent as much time with her as he had with Sylvia but he was determined to change that from here on out. He found it was quite easy to talk to Rosamund; though he was sure that was simply because of her playful and light hearted personality. Wes definitely enjoyed anyone who seemed to not take things too seriously unless it was absolutely necessary.
âPerhaps you should depart with me one day to get a feel of the excitement for yourself,â he flashed her his signature smirk as they leisurely strolled through the palace corridors. âHome is where the heart is, I suppose... Really though, I return for a few varied reasons... First and foremost, to replenish provisions and repair the vessel,â he began to explain, looking down at the petite young woman. âAlso to share the wealth I acquire with the loveliest princesses in any land,â subtly, he winked at the youngest Vidar sister, fiddling with his fingers behind his back. âAye, that is comforting to hear. I will have the gown brought to your bed chambers promptly.â
littlesxcretâ:
xenia hadnât expected to find anyone she knew out hereâshe wasnât sure if many of the nobles often ventured into the market or the surrounding city, but she was certainly glad to see westleyâs smiling face. âwhy, thank you,â xenia said, accepting the pie and tasting it immediately. âthis is excellent.â
her face lit up at his suggestion. âi accept! thank you. iâve always wanted to see the inside of a ship.â
While Westley spent a good amount of his time at court while he was ported in Oscana, he would say he spent just as much time at the docks and marketplace. It was mostly to ensure the proper repairs were being made to the ship, of course. He smiled softly and gave Xeniaâs thank you a soft nod of acknowledgement before beginning to taste his own pie. âAye, they are quite delicious, indeed.â
He chuckled at her excitement, âAlright. Off we go then, lovely,â his smirk returned to his lips as he offered her his free arm, leading her towards the docks afterwards. âHow has court been treating you?â He asked curiously. âTerrific, I hope.â
romanwxrriorâ:
Roman snorted, though he didnât look amused. âYou can say that again. Unpredictable is the exact right word. So far, a woman has fallen out of a tree as we were talking, one princess has basically threatened me, another offered to give me a dog, and then I ran into this warrior lady.â After downing a generous gulp of ale, Roman wiped his mouth on the back of his hand. âHave you been here long? Your accent doesnât quite sound like youâre from this capitol.â
As Westley downed his tankard of ale, he stifled back a laugh. The poor bloke definitely seemed like he was having quite an interesting time at court. Though, not in a very good way, he supposed. âWell, I say make the bloody best out of it, mate. I would prefer a woman falling from a tree than one breaking me heart,â he offered with a shrug of his shoulders. Perhaps he was getting a little too drunk now ... âAye, well, yes and no,â he smirked softly, very relieved that he didnât have to slap on an overly proper accent at the moment. He reserved that for when he was actually at court or speaking to a nobleman. It didnât help that he was slightly inebriated; that was when the pirate really came out of him. âI come from a village just outside of the Capital City but Iâve been out at sea since I was wee boy. And what of you? Your garb seems a bit ... foreign.â
Delia was humming along as she traced the outline of the gardens. Her mind was filled with thoughts of her daughter ( mostly her safety, never knowing what might happen at court ) as she drew, but the peacefulness of the moment could never last forever. She looked up from her page as someone stood in front of her. âCan I help you with something?â
Westley loved visiting the gardens when he was at court. So much so, he made it a point to walk through them often. He wondered why it was that he enjoyed the gardens so much, though he inferred it was due to how little greenery he saw when he was out at sea for months at a time. A new face caught his eye as he went about his stroll and he found himself approaching the woman. âOh no, forgive my intrusion. I am simply ... easily distracted by a lovely face,â he gave her a soft nod, catching a glimpse of her page. âOh, are you an artist?â
beacheneryâ:
âWell, I suppose that is reassuring.â Honestly, it was a bit, although she had heard that before from people who were no longer living. In such a life as his, it seemed that eventually everyone ended up being the one who came out worse.  âDonât get too cocky, though â youâll get sloppy.â She smiled, nodded in response to his question.  âI have been very well, as a matter of fact. There are a number of new faces here in town, which does wonders for business â and they are very interesting to talk to as well.â She did not travel very much, but she liked to hear from people who lived different lives than she did. It was nice to meet so many people from a neighboring country, which she had never visited before herself.
Westley was good at what he did. Which was part of the reason how he had so quickly became the captain of the vessel he called his home most days out of the year. His sword wielding was impeccable and his thirst for adventure was insatiable; he was truly meant to be a pirate. At least thatâs what he believed in his own heart. âMe? Getting sloppy? Me?â He wore a feigned dumbfounded expression on his face and a soft chuckle escaped from his lips soon afterwards. âIt is more likely that pigs will fly, milady,â Wesâ signature smirk found its way onto his features as he listened to Beatrice speak. âThatâs wonderful to hear. Soon your skills will be known across countries. Perhaps then you will finally accept my invitation on joining my crew as our official apothecary.â
BRING ME THAT HORIZON
ladyannetteâ:
Oh, to be lost in the memory of what they used to be, to experience that happiness again - if only just once. Annette would trade anything in the world to be that happy, that carefree, again. When they were together it had seemed that nothing could have made her unhappy, or if it did it never lasted long.Â
Her unhappiness, though, was far from her mind now. Now, as he kissed her and as he touched her, her skin seemed to tingle. âAnd I have missed you.â Being so close to him now felt like a miracle, and it was one she was going to savor. She pressed a kiss to his jaw and then his neck, just above the collar of his shirt. âMore than I can say.â Her voice was barely above a whisper.
Westley was having an internal struggle with himself; Part of him so desperately wanted to cling to Annette, to never let her go ever again. However, the other (perhaps more dominant) part of him told him to pull away, that this was the ultimate recipe for heartbreak and it was definitely not something he could go through again. During the year they had been apart, a barrier had formed around the captainâs heart and that was the one reason why he pulled his body away from Annetteâs.
âWe canât...â He finally said, his voice low and shaky. Although, what he really wanted to say was: My heart canât take it if I lost you again. His forehead pressed against herâs for a moment longer and he held her hand in his as he pulled away. âWe canât,â he repeated, reluctantly taking a step back. âIâm sorry, Annie, I have to go...â
princessrosamundâ:
A normal afternoon did not call for nearly as much as a banquet, and so she was not as dressed up as she had been the last time she saw him, but she would never be caught dead looking anything less than exquisite, even on the most mundane afternoon imaginable. She was not surprised, therefore, when her favorite pirate approached, that smirk on his lips as always.
âYou might, indeed,â she said, her lips quirking up in a teasing smile.  âAnd in fact, I would be quite hurt if you did not.â She could not flirt quite so brazenly in the tearoom with other nobles present as she could at a banquet full of people, but she can still be friendly.  âAnd how were your voyages? We hardly had a chance to speak at all at the banquet.â
âAnd I would much rather hang from the gallows than to ever hurt you, my dear princess,â Westley smirked softly down at Rosamund. It was certainly unfortunate that he had not been able to converse with her as much as he would have liked at the banquet, but they still had some time before he departed out to sea yet again. He began strolling leisurely down the corridor with the princess (away from nosy noblemen ears), his hands clasped behind his back.
âMy last voyage was as thrilling as ever,â his smirk widened and his brows raised ever so slightly. âThe sea is vast and unforgiving but She is no match for me and my men. We came across all kinds of treasures; precious gems and jewelry, extravagant gowns, and more gold than we could carry,â he boasted smugly, âThere is one particular dress that I believe could only get more beautiful if donned by you, your Grace.â
Daniel Sharman as Lorenzo Medici.Â
âWe couldâve worked,â she said quietly. âI know,â he replied. âWe couldâve made it. We couldâve done it, I loved you. I loved you so much.â
â A.M.// but we didnât work out and thatâs okay. (via tullipsink)
ladyannetteâ:
Annette knew it was probably a bad idea chasing after him. She knew that it very likely could end with both of them getting a lot more hurt. But she couldnât stop herself. It had been a year, and nothing else had compared - that tiny taste had been enough to have her running after him for more. And while she, too, was grateful for the relatively empty hallway, she couldnât say if she might have cared if someone came upon them.
But when he pulled her into the empty room, pressed her against the door, her heart beat a bit quicker in her chest. Oh, how many times had they done exactly this? His question gave her the briefest pause. She could say no, back away and they could both go on with their lives, separately. âIâm sure.â She pressed her lips to his as one of her hands wrapped around the back of his neck.
Westley felt as if he had just been traveled back to a time where him and Annette were effortlessly happy. Back then, they never questioned a single thing. They just did what felt right and what felt right was usually falling into bed with one another, all while the people around them were none the wiser. All that mattered was that they loved each other and that they spent every moment that they could with one another. Oh, how he longed for that now.Â
Somewhere along the way, things went wrong. Maybe if Westley wasnât such a hard headed man, he could have found it in him to forgive Annette for her mistake. Maybe they would have been out at sea together. Maybe they would have been happy. Happy together.
His thoughts were completely cut off the moment he felt her lips on his once again. All logical thinking was out the window now, and the pirate pressed her body flush against his own. He practically melted into her kiss and he wondered how the hell he was able to go so long without her touch. His hands moved up and down her sides gently, his fingertips still remembering every curve of her body. Breathlessly, he murmured, âI missed you so much.â
âI finally met a sparring partner in this country worth a damn. Imagine my surprise when she turned out to be one of Princess Elisaâs ladies!â Roman dropped a handful of coins into the barkeepâs hand and turned to the man sitting to his left. It was his night off, and despite his better judgment, Roman had wandered into the city for a drink. âCan you believe that? She actually gave me a run for my money.â // @captain-westleyâ
Westley hadnât been able to get his mind off of Annette but, honestly, what else was new? Their last encounter definitely did not help the situation, and while he didnât regret it, he certainly wanted to forget about it for at least a little while. So, the pirate found himself in a local tavern after scouring the cityâs marketplace for valuables. He didnât have too much success; however, he did find a very nice knife that he was now sporting against his hip.
Westley had tuned everyone out until he heard the man next to him speak of one of Princess Elisaâs ladies, and it wasnât hard to figure out exactly who he was talking about. At least it wasnât for Wes. The pirate eyed the other man up and down slowly and shrugged his shoulders, polishing off his tankard of ale. âAye, matey, I can believe it,â he waved a hand at the barkeep for another drink and added. âThe women at Oscana court are quite ... Unpredictable, to say the least.â
beacheneryâ:
Bea smiled when she heard Westleyâs entrance. Though they lived very different lives, she had grown to consider him a friend somewhere amid his many visits over the years. It was always a pleasure to see him, if nothing else because it meant that he was not dead. âWelcome back. It is a pleasure to see you as well.â Â
Her smile disappeared, her eyes widening just a bit, when Wes lifted his tunic.  âOh, dear, what happened there?â She was not a physician, so her medical knowledge was much more centered on illness than on wounds, but it was concerning nevertheless. She turned to her supply of herbs, pulling out a few.  âI can make double this time, but you all really ought to be more careful too.â
Westley had gotten used to the bewildered look on her face whenever he stopped by her shop; he never made it easy on the poor woman and he just hoped he didnât worry her too much. He knew that he should probably stop by the castleâs infirmary eventually to have his wound looked at, but for now, he could rely on Beaâs concoctions to keep infection away. The pirate let his tunic fall back down and he leaned against the wooden counter once again, lifting a hand up to pet the womanâs pet cat. âOh, just the usual shenanigans. Iâll have you know, the other men look much worse and the gold was certainly worth it,â he smirked, shrugging his shoulders. âAh, we try our very best, milady, but rest assured, I will try even harder. If only so you wonât miss this mug of mine,â the pirateâs smirk widened.
âHow have you been though, dear Bea. Has business been thriving lately?â
littlesxcretâ:
xenia had so far only seen mostly the inside of the castle walls. despite her motherâs wishes, sheâd decided today was the day to venture out and explore the city. sheâd only just started her journey at the marketplace and had already gotten distracted by a peddler selling hot pies out of a cart. before she had a chance to buy one, a familiar face approached. âcaptain, hello! iâm just trying to broaden my horizons. see new things. i was just about to try one of these pies, would you like one?â
Westley was admittedly very surprised to see Xenia out here but he certainly wasnât complaining. He hadnât gotten to speak to her nearly as much as he would have liked to at the banquet and he was quite curious about this newcomer to court. âAh, yes. I would love one. These pies are simply delicious. Theyâll be my treat,â he replied with a soft grin, handing some coins over to the merchant once they had both picked one out. âTell me, Lady Xenia, have you been on a ship before? I would love to give you a tour of The Marauder.â
ironcrownedprincessâ:
âBelieve me, captain. I have never been one for jokes.â Elisa could imagine how confusing the whole scene was for Wes, and, had she not known about his history with Annie, she would have been more sympathetic to him. But the facts stood, she couldnât risk having him around thinking she was someone else; and worse even, she couldnât have him around hurting her friend even more.
âWatch your tongue, pirate. All the ladies in this court have, at least, ten times the respect and reputation that you could ever dream of having.â She thought of who he was refering to, and hell would freeze before Elisa let anyone speak of her lady-in-waiting in such ways. âI will not hear you speaking ill of any lady again. Am I understood?â
Elisa gave one last squeeze to the manâs arm before she let go of him. For a second she remembered their previous meetings. Her nails had drawn blood off his back and arms many times before, it had never seemed to bother him. She pushed herself back to the present, and straightened her back as much as she could. âTake it as a reminder, sir. At this court, I can do much worse than draw a few drops of blood.â
This was absolute madness and Westley wondered how much of Oscana court he was going to be able to deal with after this. His mind was racing; so much so that he felt a serious headache beginning to take its toll. For a moment, he wondered if her angered reaction had been amplified for some reason and it was only then he put two and two together; he remembered that Annette was Elisaâs lady. Had been for quite some time. So, now Westley was the big bad man who had broken the princessâs best friendâs heart. Fantastic.
âUnderstood loud and clear, Highness,â he pressed his lips together tightly, finding it very difficult to bite his tongue at the moment. Perhaps he would go to Sylvia if things went too awry, but he didnât want to bother his friend with trivial matters if he didnât have to. He groaned once she released his arm but the pain was merely a scratch in comparison to some of the wounds he had sustained out at sea. Westley eyed Elisa, choosing his response to her vague threat carefully. âOh, Iâm sure you can, Princess; I certainly have no doubts. Now, if youâll be so kind as to excuse me, I have some festivities to partake in,â he bowed rather unenthusiastically before beginning towards the door. âPity our... encounters have to end. Though, I am rather confident you will not soon forget about them.â