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everlastingrandom

Me every time an executive order is signed:

kiranightart

A whole collection of Six of Crows art commissioned by Once Upon a Wick in 2019! Unreleased until now.

Inej, Kaz, Jesper, Wylan, Nina, Matthias, Ketterdam, and The Ice Court.

dankmemeuniversity

sirfrogsworth

She beat me to it.

randomslasher

I read that three times trying to decide if I was having a stroke

mioxenoblade

Lots of trans people, if not all, have slipped up and misgendered themselves. We’ve all used the wrong phrases, pronouns, deadnamed ourselves, everything you can think of is probably just as common as the last. Accidently misgendering yourself is simply that, an accident. It doesn’t mean you’re “fake,” you’ve spent your whole life being referred to a specific way, you’re bound to mess up. It’s ok. Just forgive yourself and move on.

littlesapphicraven

Can someone PLEASE tell me why neurotypicals are so weirdly obsessed with staring into my eyeballs????

barren-and-trivial-words

neurotypicals communicate in unfamiliar ways and a lot of them are deeply uncomfortable with talking while not making eye contact. they can be trained out of this impolite behavior and taught to communicate more or less normally, but it takes work and they’ll probably never be able to fully adjust to neurodivergent society.

littlesapphicraven

This is my absolute favourite response to this post

tredlocity

rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that

tredlocity

DRAWING

tredlocity

I MEANT DRAWING PEOPLE ON COUCHES

pigeon-princess

Oh Beau Beau Beau, eyes so blue and hair so shorn on the sides

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silkirose

2020 has officially been the longest and shortest year I feel like I've dissociated through the entire thing my soul is still in april

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"Obviously, millions and tens of millions of people are bound to live in poverty and starvation and will go on living in poverty and starvation as long as such vast areas of land are owned by a few thousand of the rich. Obviously, the state authorities, the government itself will always dance to the tune of these big land owners. Obviously, the rural poor can expect no help from anyone, or from any quarter, until they unite, combine in a single class to wage a stubborn, desperate struggle against the landlord class."

- V. I. Lenin, To The Rural Poor (1903)

forever-memes

March in 3 months

leftboob-enthusiast

phantomrose96

Day 286 of quarantine I have discovered www.webstaurantstore.com

It is, I BELIEVE, a website intended to be used by restaurants for bulk ordering food and utensils. And this is bringing me such unbounded delight scrolling through and recognizing that I, a single individual, ALSO can order ridiculous obscene enormous offensive-to-all-common-sensibilities shipments of BULK FOOD, to my LITTLE LITTLE APARTMENT, for PENNIES on the dollar. I have this god given power to flood my entire living space with bulk grains and it is one single button click away from my reality.

30 POUNDS of chocolate for $100. 20 POUNDS of peas for $13?? $13!!!! I will wake up every single morning from now on knowing that a box of donuts and a sack of dried split peas heavy enough to bodily injure someone both carry equal monetary weight. 25 POUNDS OF ONION POWDER for $50. Do you understand the enormity? the accessibility? the potential here? With the single click of the button I can put myself in a position of bequeathing more than a humanly comprehensible amount of onion powder in my will. AND IT WOULD ONLY COST ME $50 TO MAKE THIS A REALITY.

But what gets me

What truly gets me

is the 50 POUND BAG OF RICE

FOR LESS THAN $20

Do you know how much that kills me? How much I’m losing my mind? that I can order MYSELF WORTH OF RICE for something to the tune of $50? I can OUT-RANK MYSELF WITH RICE, DEMOCRATICALLY OVERRULE MYSELF WITH RICE, IN MY OWN APARTMENT for the fucking PENNIES that is $50

I’m so sorry for the normal person I’ll be after quarantine because the cabin-fever version of me I’m inhabiting right now is perhaps just uninhibited enough to follow through on this dream I’ve just discovered of out-ricing myself.