Capri Sins

[cherubg1rl]

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[headspace-hotel]

thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic

"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"

[tall]

[kosmogrl]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[kosmogrl]

[depsidase]

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[infectiouspiss]

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[mxjackparker]

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

[zebruh]

the post I stole this from got reblog turned off but I wanted to rb it so here

[greyishunicorn]

[worrywrite]

As the Ides of March approaches, let us all remember it not as the day Caesar was stabbed a whole bunch, but for what it truly was: the day a group of organized elected representatives killed a sitting unelected dictator.

[theconcealedweapon]