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they call me golf course because of my 18 holes Green or Jacob, he/him, 27

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4am playing board games feeling like im 1 bill dollar

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mimes are criminally undersexualized. i will fix it

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everyone needs to start jacking off to this NOW

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mimes are criminally undersexualized. i will fix it

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we should stop calling it doomscrolling. DOOM is awesome and writing scrolls about it probably would be too. dont smear the slayers good name

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fuuuck yeah i love leaping. so glad there isnt some other bullshit I have to do first

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Welcome home, darling~<3

Would you like dinner? A bath? Or....

the cursed amulet~?

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another cream or ointment will fix me

[speedl00ver]

Maka

[nutmargaret]

you know her

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stop trying to stage these dead wife flashbacks with. we arent married and im a boy

smacks your hand and giggles

i said stoooop !!!

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ive discovered a way to improve all life skills at once without practice. first you need to put on this skirt.

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my father was killed by an undiagnosed Saturday. stay safe everyone

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

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fridays at an office job really might the least productive a group of humans can ever be. 2 emails have come in over the last 10 minutes and all 4 of us are dicking around on our phones instead of handling it

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when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

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i think the "Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans" really could play. we just havent tried it enough yet

[dragongirlsweetie]

lowballing you at the marketplace of ideas