Can We Fix It?

No it's fucked

[dontswimangry]

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(Originally RP’d in discord, copypasting here for archiving!)

Featuring: @captaincamphammer​

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[captaincamphammer]

So How did your family get into so much debt? And why is it your responsibility to take care of it? Is your mom not in the picture any more?

Not all debts are financial, mind.......

[captaincamphammer]

Sorry man, I gotta ask. I've seen you lug around some pretty hefty stuff 'round here- you ever workout? Or are ya more the type to get your workout while on the job? Shit's pretty impressive!

It's nothing really. A'm only as strong as I need, tae get shit done.

[captaincamphammer]

Have you learned anything since you got here?

Dae ye expect am 'ere tae sew patches 'n' learn tae notch a bow?

I'm just the handyman.

[captaincamphammer]

have you had to fix anything crazy at camp yet? any raccoons eat a power cable? see a rabbit run off with the electrical tape?

The plumbing.

Raccoons keep trying to flush clothes and toys.

[captaincamphammer]

How are you with nicknames? 8) Yay or nay?

I dinnae care either way.

Ye may be surprised to learn I've been given a fair few of them....

[captaincamphammer]

What's your all time favorite swear word?

We.

Are.

SURROUNDED by children, ye great steaming donut. Ye blurbling swamp toad. Ye feeble tempered pile o sod!!!!!

Oh- none o' those count, do thay.

[captaincamphammer]

What made you want to be the camp's handyman?

... Family business. Started by my father.

I picked up the job when he could not.

[captaincamphammer]

Are you not sleeping well? :(

I'm not tired, I'm just ugly.

[captaincamphammer]

let’s say someone starts spraying graffiti on shit is it ur job to clean it or fix it just totally hypothetically and not actually gonna happen

That's nae my job. I don't clean, I fix.

But good luck with the guy that does, he seems delightful.

[captaincamphammer]

hey mister, the lights outside my cabin are flickering ;;

Uh oh. That sounds like ghosts.

I'll go have a look but no promises I'll survive it, kid.

[captaincamphammer]

I haven't seen a lot of it.

[captaincamphammer]

Well let's get on with it.