we could be giants

I'm Chris Evans, but you might know me as Captain America. I spend too much time with my dog and thinking about Disneyland. hangouts: captaindoritoevans (rp.)

[captaindogdad]

anyone else want to take a jab before I crawl back into the hell hole i must have come out of?

[mrsmetalarm-blog]

hey just a psa. if someone is in a relationship with someone who isn’t you, fuck off. thank u and GOOD NIGHT.

[captaindogdad]

try not to be so obvious when you try to vaguely call someone out.

[aveoi-deactivated20150922]

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

[the-disney-elite]

[boyegaz-blog]

[latenights]

putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn’t once check up one me: cut toxic people out in 2018

[neutralfleur]

u are hella petty

and conceited i thought this said pretty

[captaindogdad]

i’m taking a month long angry nap

[lilsugarbush]

[italiantrashqueen-blog]

I am enjoying my last day with a 1 year old, because tomorrow she turns 2 :( how did this happen!? I feel like yesterday she had @captaindogdad and I running around like a chicken with our heads cut off and exhausted beyond belief. 

[cinnaluna]

This person…. fixes butterflies….. 🦋

[liamreed]

[imaginesharrypotter]

[glumshoe]

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

[thejonymyster]

why repaint the mona lisa

[greatmomentsinarlen]

[captaindogdad]

fuck this flu season

[remanence-of-love]

Give some to yourself.