Captain Emma Vanity

6th year. Slytherin Quidditch Captain. Keeper. Slug Club. "Without vanity, without coquetry, without curiosity, in a word, without the fall, woman would not be woman. Much of her grace is in her frailty. "

[captainemmavanity-storm]

Yeah lovely to see you too. 

[gryffindorlupin]

Lovely. I was wearing a white shirt too.. 

[captainemmavanity-storm]

Maybe don't stand so close to someone when they're holding liquid then, huh? 

[bellablck]

"I’m back.. miss me?"

[captainemmavanity-storm]

Of course I have. 

Have you been well? 

[caroleyre]

"Alright, you caught my interest. Would you be kind enough to elaborate on it?"

[captainemmavanity-storm]

Exactly! Okay so listen- 

Let's say that there was a way to actually think like a snitch- you'd be able to really get into the mind of the way it goes, there must be a pattern! Even randomness must have a pattern- so how can we get a feel for it so you're not just blindly chasing it? 

[glaciem-regina-narcissa]

Don't you just love winter evenings?

[captainemmavanity-storm]

Winter nights like this are the best- the most beautiful. 

[prongs-rode-again-last-nigh-blog]

What the-

Right, fake glasses…someone swapped them for my real ones. How original. 

[captainemmavanity-storm]

Since you can't see I should get this time on the pitch, unless you're really that vain to think you can play without them. 

[prongs-rode-again-last-nigh-blog]

[nods, clearly enjoying the look on her face] That’s the one. Red and gold, huh? How thoughtful, Vanity. Now I almost feel bad that I have to turn you down.

Nah, you weren’t out of your mind, you were being nice. At least that’s what I’ll be telling Professor Slughorn as I hand him the slip. 

[captainemmavanity-storm]

Don't you dare- don't- and - wait what? No. No one turns me down- especially not you. Just so we're clear, this [she waves her hand around her face] was not being offered, my skin is crawling just thinking about it!

Now we both know you must have given me a love potion, so just agree to let me have that time spot- MERLIN DID I DRAW A HEART NEXT TO IT? 

This is the worst. 

[prongs-rode-again-last-nigh-blog]

That’s right, it’s authentic. As authentic as some wedding plans I heard you’d drawn.  And are you sure you’re not the hassle to your team seeing as you cost them a precious slot, and we all know how much your team needs those.

[captainemmavanity-storm]

... What- what- Oh my- oh my merlin that's my signatutre! How did you get this? Why are you talking about weddin- oh shit. Is this when I woke up with a whole bunch of... plans for a gold and red wedding? 

No- I- I- I don't think that can stand up. I was clearly out of my mind. 

[adriannastark]

[captainemmavanity-storm]

I think vulgarity is allowed when I'm talking the state of the  Chudley Cannons.

[gryffindorlupin]

Well, i’m mixing drinks. I guess you could say i found a new hobby. Just don’t tell anyone. I’m not legal yet. 

[captainemmavanity-storm]

Oh Lupin give me a break. 

Now try to mix those two. 

[marley-mkinnon]

Now This. This is Funny.

[captainemmavanity-storm]

W-what are you doing? 

[glaciem-regina-narcissa]

So...

What have I missed? 

[captainemmavanity-storm]

Cissy! You're back! Did you have a lovely time at home? Or were you somewhere else? 

[prongs-rode-again-last-nigh-blog]

  Just coming to remind you, Vanity, that you owe me that one training session [pulls out slip, but keeps it out of reach]

[captainemmavanity-storm]

Training session- you must be out of your mind Potter. 

[looks up at the slip and grimace] 

Unless you mean that you need some training- I can free up some time to teach you how to actually be a asset to your team instead of a hassle. 

[luckykaroonda-deactivated201510]

  Wow, someone’s bitey today. Just coming to say hello.

[captainemmavanity-storm]

I'm sorry, Lucy- I'm like super stressed and it's bleeding through to the fact that there is no good vegetarian options at this damn school. 

Ugh. 

[captainemmavanity-storm]

Just because it's not an official rule, doesn't mean you can sit at the Slytherin table and act like nothing is strange about that. So out with it- what do you want? The prefect bathroom one time pass? The pitch- what can I do for you to get you away from my breakfast. 

[life-with-a-little-risk-deactiv]

Sirius + Emma

[life-with-a-little-risk-deactiv]

Oh so you noticed too [smirks] oh I know how to talk about them, I just tell the truth. The nice rack is just a bonus, and I like the song, [shrugs] not everything has a deep meaning, Vanity.

[captainemmavanity-storm]

I uh- no. I haven't noticed. 

If i'm going to be honest there is some muggle music I do enjoy. 

[ronanlynhc]

(..)It allowed young people to make their own decisions about what to do and whether it was right or wrong.