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reminder for my us-based electorate that today is the day the birdcage is in theaters, and also if you're lucky singin' in the rain will be in theaters june 11th. (i am not lucky and it's not showing near me, but if you can see it big you should see it big.)
late to the party for restraintstiel week but I am here hi 🧍♂️
I kind of did multiple prompts whoops... | reference | patreon
This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.
"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?
"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?
"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??
I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"
#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories
who's the bigger milf
cloth mother
wire mother
are you into bdsm or sucking titties and did you choose cloth or wire mother
into bdsm and/or sucking titties, cloth mother
not into either, cloth mother
into bdsm and/or sucking titties, wire mother
not into either, wire mother
ok I've been informed that full understanding of the cloth/wire mother experiment is a lot less than I assumed and it's likely affecting the poll results, so I have a few more polls
do you think you know the variables being tested by the cloth and wire mothers?
yes
no
Here's a link explaining the experiment
were you correct in what you thought the experiment was testing?
yes
no
now that you know more about cloth and wire mother, who's the bigger milf?
cloth mother
wire mother
oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this
what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)
0, 1, or 2
3
4 or 5
6
7, 8, or 9
but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
“but I stay silly!”
Reblog you stay silly
on it boss
dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth
Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth. The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts.
Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment.
One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.
This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way
#BECAUSE IT IS
And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, and beaten by authorities.
Can everyone who makes video content do a Deaf bitch a favor? Watch your shit with the captions on and the sound off, and then do another round of editing to fix things including but not limited to:
Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need
The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to
You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking
No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)
Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.
Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!
Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.
This post brought to you by the fifth video tutorial I could not follow because the bad, auto-generated captions covered what I was trying to watch today.
[ anguish ]
should you vanish, so would I.
this^ gif choice is even more perfect cause the moment immediately after looks like this:
yeah sure. crazy gay destiel sex be upon ye i guess happy pride
yeah sure. crazy gay
destiel sex be upon ye
i guess happy pride
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Just wanted to doodle something (◡‿◡✿)
this site gets accused of being way too usamerican a lot but i wonder what the actual proportion is
are you usamerican
yes
no
some other nuanced answer (pls elaborate in the tags i’m nosy)
okay but like. who did Leonide THINK was going to fucking show up? like. realistically. girl, i know you're smart. i know YOU know how effective this particular secunit is. who else could you have POSSIBLY expected to arrive that would have had any hope of getting your family past the world of hurt between their safehouse and a clean jettison to safety? a small army of humans wouldn't have been able to pull off what secunit pulled off, so WHO WERE YOU PROJECTING WOULD BE THE LIKELY OPERATIVE MENSAH WOULD HAVE SENT??
WHY was she surprised i do NOT understand lmfao; and! also! i am DEAD curious about who/what B-E was expecting to arrive, and how, and what their intel was, and how they'd gotten it bc i doubt janity would've known all THAT. would she?
and also i'm shocked secunit didn't ever again think about the interface it'd taken off Leonide's body, not even when Janity needed one
All gays will go to hellsite
What if in hellsite but not gay
NO!
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Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle
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Conversations with murderbot are always a bit of a minefield because occasionally it will drop the most devastating piece of info totally casually and then move on while its human friends are left reeling.
Like one day they're having a watch party or something, and ratthi will look over, stare at murderbot for a second, then say in a surprised voice, "oh, i didn't know that secunits' organic parts age the way humans do!"
Murderbot is quiet for a few seconds as it studies itself from one of its drone cameras, sees the fine wrinkles starting to line the skin of its face. Then it says in a wondering voice, "I didn't know that either. We usually don't live long enough to experience significant changes to our appearance."
And then an explosion happens on the display and murderbot goes back to paying attention to its show while all the humans around it stare at each other in abject horror. Arada's on the verge of tears and wants to hug murderbot so badly. Instead, she just hides her face in Overse's shoulder.
Mensah has to leave the room.
fuck you, we're doing this out of order AND late
Day 3 - Rope
Happy gay month
