fuck @misswestsidestory - Tumblr Blog

honey on a savory egg breakfast sandwich is life changing

if i was a real tumblr baddie i would know how to take better pictures of my food. but im absolute SHIT at taking food pictures

all the forks are in the dishwasher so im using chopsticks to eat my salad.

i'm not mad at it actually it's kinda better this way

What if instead of saying I hate you. What if I said I still love you

you aren't the first and won't be the last!

So if we love you, you will disagree with us?

i would just squint and ask why

Ur so fine i think ily

valid.

hating me does nothing because i would just agree with you

Would you meet up a follower?

do you want to murder me ?

food just tastes so much better when it's your parent's groceries and not your own

JUST ASKED MY LITTLE SISTER IF SHE KNOWS WHAT A JUMPING BEAN IS SHE SAID NOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭

this means i get to see her live reaction to a jumping bean for the first time

you can have random one sided beef with ANYONE! it’s so beautiful. and it doesn’t cost any money!!!!!!

genuinely me if they made it illegal to say "genuinely" in every sentence:

I hope I’m weird and unknowable to u

Maximum Balance

By u/ediodo

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