Boldly Giggling

Sci-fi silliness, efficacious space husbandry, and other stuff. Also cats.

[pooptoucher4000]

i can finally show my piece for da st halloween zine :] 

weyoun damar reanimator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thatisnotagoodswamp]

TOS be like

A plot: due to an accident involving a high-gravity black star, the Enterprise suffers temporal displacement and must deal with the ethical ramifications of returning a lost aviator to Earth despite his knowledge of future technology

B plot: the ship's computer is broken so it flirts with Kirk all day while he's trying to resolve the A plot

[ds9-polycule-tales]

[gameraboy2]

1979 Knickerbocker Soft Posable Mr. Spock for Star Trek: The Motion Picture

[depsidase]

[ds9vgrconfessions]

[defconprime]

Seven of Nine sketch card by Jeff Mallinson

[pointy-eared-hobgoblins]

*Someone anywhere casually mentions Star Trek**

Me:

[tlirsgender]

With the knowledge that Vulcan has regularly high winds & subsequent sandstorms I propose a type of guy: midwestern dads watching tornadoes but for Vulcans. Somebody's uncle Sovar standing outside with his hands on his hips watching a massive cloud roll closer. Unconcerned because this happens, like, every couple of weeks. He's like "this one is large, is it not" yes it is go back inside Sovar

[thetimetostrikeislater]

The one Vulcan aspect Kirk can excel at.

Kirk: “Oh yeah I’m from Iowa. It’s part of something called tornado alley.”

[thetimetostrikeislater]

Spock: “Where’s the captain? The storm is getting worse.”

Crewman: “He’s out there with the other Vulcans. He told us to wait in the shuttle.”

[therestlesspantser]

when doctor who said “in 900 years of time and space i’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important” and when it said “human progress isn’t measured by industry. it’s measured by how much value you put on a life. an unimportant life” and when it said “love is not an emotion, love is a promise” and when it said “that’s the problem with hope. it’s hard to resist” and when it said “ordinary man. the most important thing in all of creation” and when doctor who said “it’s not small. it’s important to me” and when it said “god, it was worth it” and when it said “look at me i’m unforgivable! well here’s the unforseeable - i forgive you” and when it said “future is promised to no one but i insist upon my past” and when it said “above all it’s kind! just that. just kind” and when it said “great men are forged in fire. it’s the privilege of lesser men to light the flame” and when it said “why wouldn’t i help you?”

[mellifier]

hi

[kenconffetti]

💜💜💜

[shesnake]

Disney Discontinues Physical Media Releases for an Entire Continent

'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3' will be the last DVD and Blu-ray release in the region.

Disney is going to stop selling DVDs and Blu-rays in Australia and to think of what this means for accessibility, residuals, quality, public libraries here etc and the precedent this will set for other studios and distributors around the world oh it's never been more over

[dduane]

...Not. Good.

[laurenfoxmakesthings]

Complain. Complain a lot.

Contact Us | Disney Australia & New Zealand

[m0rbs]

This is my primary ds9 takeaway

[prawnlegs]

we think of this comic so often in my household that we knew what we had to do for the next birthday that was coming up

[startrekrenegades]

I showed this post to my girlfriend and expressed my great delight, who then conspired with @senpaichan who was visiting me from out of state to do a midnight cake ingredient drop-off while I was sleeping

And then when it was cut open…

It’s a (trans) gender reveal cake

[m0rbs]

THE MASS CREATION OF BASHIR CAKES IS TAKING ME OUT. THIS IS MY LEGACY

[40cleverways]

He won't stop talking.

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[hypo0826]

He is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer.  That is his crime. It is also his punishment.

[kujikawaiiart]

Goodbye.

[geekysteven]

The most unrealistic part of Star Trek Deep Space Nine is the idea that root beer is exceedingly popular. Root beer is gross and a hyper-advanced humanity isn't going to embarrass themselves by drinking that in front of the aliens

[deep-space-9000]

I think the only person on DS9 who actually enjoys root beer is Jake Sisko, and Nog and Quark just think it's a popular human drink because of him. Most of the other humans on the station have probably never even tried it.

[thoughts-i-have-had-in-passing]

"Average human drinks root beer all the time" factoid actually just statistical error. Average human drinks 0 root beer per year. Root Beers Georg, who lives in the Jefferies Tubes & drinks over 10,000 root beers each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[wanderingwriter87]

root beer is so good SHUT UP

[mybrainnevershutsup]

alternate theory: after hundreds of years of earth companies rising and falling, root beer is the only drink that isn’t copyrighted, trademarked, or otherwise owned in any way. 

so it becomes popular in space, or at least with bars in space, because you can just make it without having to pay coke or pepsi royalties or some shit for serving it.