Capsicle

[kholodnayastal]

     “ Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of your overwhelming virginity. “

[captainnotavirgin]

‘I suppose I am a Virgin. Since your dick is so small, it barely even made an impact’

[kholodnayastal]

     “ Excuses, excuses. No wonder you’re still a virgin. “

[captainnotavirgin]

‘I am not a virgin. You made sure of that’

[kholodnayastal]

     “ You’re not very good at flirting. “

[captainnotavirgin]

‘I used to be a skinny little twerp. Then I was frozen for seventy years. Of course I’m not very good’

[kholodnayastal]

     “ Lyin’s a sin, you know. ‘

[captainnotavirgin]

‘So is your tongue James’

[kholodnayastal]

     “ I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am an angel straight from           heaven, complete with the thousand burning eyes and the wheel-           shape. “

[captainnotavirgin]

‘You make me laugh when you lie’

[kholodnayastal]

     “ I think that’s a little creepy, seeing as I barely remember our childhood           and the fact that you have naughty thoughts about me regularly. “

[captainnotavirgin]

‘I remember every day. And yes I do have naughty thoughts about you. And you have them about me. Admit it’

[kholodnayastal]

     “ You’re not my real mom. “

[captainnotavirgin]

‘My mom is your mom. We are brothers’

[kholodnayastal]

     “ Well, you are just a goldmine for saying the wrong thing tonight. “

[captainnotavirgin]

‘Put a shirt on you exhibitionist’

[kholodnayastal]

          [ They are definitely mimicking him. ]

     “ What did you say about my ass? “

[captainnotavirgin]

‘That it’s huge. I’d also say it belongs to me but you’re extremely unpredictable’

[captainnotavirgin]

@kholodnayastal

‘What did you say about my Dad?’

[tabloidheat101]

[kholodnayastal]

                            He is a weapon,                                                          a killer.                Do not forget it.                     You can use a SPEAR as a walking stick,                               but that will N O T change its nature.

[captainnotavirgin]

Starter Call!

[captainnotavirgin]

URL CHANGE

Imninetysixnotdead >> captainnotavirgin

[captainnotavirgin]

//I remembered my log on omg. So complete blog revamp and maybe new URL. Then I can get back into Steebe

[captainnotavirgin]

@kholodnayastal

[cantgivcmeordersarchive-deactiv]

'Can you put that gun away? You nearly took my head off last time'

“I would never actually shoot you. You were the one who nearly walked into my shot last time.” 

imninetysixnotdead

[cantgivcmeordersarchive-deactiv]

“Oh come off it, you know I’m only joking. I would never do anything to hurt you.”

[captainnotavirgin]

‘I know Peg. I know. I was only teasing you know’