Back from the Abyss

Anything i find happy or sad or *insert emotion here*. Enjoy.

[captainstyx]

I AM STRESS

COUCH ROT WEEKEND COMMENCING

[plutonus]

[captainstyx]

You ask for my opinion and you're gonna hear it.

All of it

Without reserve

No apologies

[fluentisonus]

people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times

[captainstyx]

Don't look at me in that tone of voice when you ask somting like

What are you doing this weekend?

And I respond with

NOTHING

It takes a lot of work to do this nothing.

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[squatsnstuff-deactivated2022071]

I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me

[captainstyx]

Pop...

[segamascott]

[captainstyx]

It all stared as a joke that I work in Procurement on Wednesdays....

I swear it was a joke (because Mean Girls, on Wednesdays we work in Procurement)

Look at me now.... *sobs* ... chasing a team of SQUIRRELS who skipped the concept of basic communication in school.

[skellydun]

how sexy and awesome would it be if something good would happen soon

[captainstyx]

*sings*

THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING MORE THERE'S GOTTA BE MORE THAN THIS I NEED A LITTLE LESS HARD TIMES I NEED A LITTLE MORE BLISS

(Sugarland)

[velvet-lover]

would u still bless me on my third sneeze

[captainstyx]

Either that, or yell THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

[kosmogrl]

[dogpuppy]

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[captainstyx]

PTO starts now. Take off in the morning. About to fill my pockets with sunshine