Pirate Dreams Ripped at the Seams

I'm a pirate. I will be a captain of a ship one day. Till then, I spend as much time around the ocean as possible. I adore cats, class, and silliness. Anarchist. Adopted. UU. Humboldt is Home. I have a myriad of health issues caused by Lyme Disease. Chronic pain can suck it. Visit my allergy blog at: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/24-allergies

[thaunderground]

[maverlok]

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

[deejohnes-deactivated20151107]

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

[maverlok]

hence:

[nethaca]

This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

[lamsandmulletteblog-deactivated]

This is everything

[laurelhach]

please suggest housepet-sized dragons trying to fit into boxes like cats

[roll0ne]

[frankoceanvevo]

[onlyblackgirl]

The history of film in one scene

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

The value of representation could not be more clear than that. Imagine what the kids would have asked when you were 6.

[aliswong]

Jeff Goldblum’s Secrets To Aging Gracefully

[eggsaladstain]

on a scale of 1 to john oliver commissioning a competing picture book about mike pence’s rabbit with a storyline about same sex marriage and democracy and tolerance, releasing that book a day before the release of mike pence’s picture book, and then donating proceeds from the book to the trevor project and aids united, how (righteously) petty are you

[lucasfitzgerald]

Patrick’s Point

Humboldt, Ca

LukeFitzPhotography

[bob-belcher]

[cinemove]

What We Do In The Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement

[vijara]

look: the right people will get it. the right people will see you and appreciate you for the person that you are. the right people won’t require you to dilute, censor, or edit yourself in order to be worthy of their time and affection. you don’t need to waste your time on people who are committed to misunderstanding you 

[gallusrostromegalus]

Some Quotes From my Art History Professor:

“Caravaggio was the BEST renaissance painter, because he knew his shit.  Literally.  Look at this painting, he’s painted shit on everything, even Saint Peter!”

“For those of you fortunate enough to Not grow up catholic, a baptism is where you mist a baby like an orchid to keep it from going to hell.”

“You get Extra Credit for you eerily comprehensive knowledge of Muppets.  Now stop talking.”

“GOD I love flying buttresses.  They’re so melodramatic!”

“I don’t call him “Da Vinci” because that means “From Vinci”.  That’s like calling Steve “Of Greeley” instead of his real name and that’s just rude.  And not just because Greeley is Awful.”

“Michelangelo was really depressed because his job sucked.  Also because he was a bit of a douche, but mostly the job.  He should have been doing literally anything else.”

“Everything can be improved with a Simpson’s reference!”

“Send me Memes, I like having recent content in my lectures.” *Next day* “Stop sending me memes. Please.”

*whilst angrily pointing at a picture of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles* “The Turtles have all their names mixed up for their personalities and frankly that’s embarrassing.  The techie should be Leo, the Flirt should be Raphael, The Boring Leader Dude should be Donatello and the angry one should be Carvaggio because that asshole literally spent his life drunk, fighting people and blackmailing cardinals.  Carvaggio was the BEST.”

“I could have studied in Rome. I could be trying to match boxes of broken dicks to statuary.  Instead of dicks I have you assholes.”

“Warhol was, as you young people say, A Troll.  The art is not the Art, the Outrage is the Art.  Which is kind of a Dick Move, which we old people say too.”

“Remember Kids- mental illness and heavy metal poisoning are not actually substitutes for Talent and Hard Work! Get therapy and don’t drink your paint water!”

[ninja-muse]

@storm538

[vandroid-helsing]

It used to bother me a little that Star Wars characters talked as if the Empire had been around forever (”before the dark times”, Obi-Wan says, exhausted) when the prequels tell us it’s only been about twenty years.

But since the inauguration, I get it.

[viralthings]

[bob-belcher]

[sosuperawesome]

Tattoo Artist Katie Shocrylas, on Instagram