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2024 commission prices :3c

#please hire me I’m currently job hunting I need it

Patreon combing the creator and consumer profile is dumb as hell. They just want to further punish people for creating adult content by publicly shaming them.

#do they not think there is a reason those two things are separate???????#boo #Patreon

Ian and kids from - gosh - early 2024? It would have to be.

#the coloured art is 2025 but barely #mpreg #my art #oc #Mpreg art #I should redraw him probably

Ahoy Captain~

#this guy is kinda a mascot for the whole brand #he’s the Captain of a cruise ship that does crises for those expecting #always seems to be knocked up himself #mpreg #my art #oc #Mpreg art

I Can Be Your Angle Or Yuor Devil

[Oc’s name is McKindly!]

#I’m half thinking about putting them on art fight this year #the non preg version of course #mpreg #my art #oc #Mpreg art

partula-et-preg

There are a lot of good candidates for M*A*S*H Mpreg, but I think Frank Burns would be the funniest

#he doesn’t notice he’s knocked up until he feels the kicking #and even if he wasn’t too far along he’s too anti-choice to do anything about it #pregnancy doesn’t treat him well and he’s already on his feet for so long in or #he refuses to go back to the states until it’s born so now they’re stuck with him #frank asks houlihan to rub his feet and she smacks him so hard she breaks his nose #mpreg #my post

captainzygote

are you posting on twitter now

Twitter has a function that allowed your work to be fed into a paedophile slop machine with a click of a button, and now requires me to verify my age with my government ID to see porn. Fuck that. I’m not posting on twitter right now.

captainzygote

If I post anything, it will probably be on my Bluesky

are you posting on twitter now

Twitter has a function that allowed your work to be fed into a paedophile slop machine with a click of a button, and now requires me to verify my age with my government ID to see porn. Fuck that. I’m not posting on twitter right now.

#I’m not posting at all tbh #life has been too busy

captainzygote

I logged onto twitter for the first time in ages and it wants me to verify my id what the fuuuuuuuuck

I fucking hate this country

captainzygote

Yeah uuuuuuh I’m not giving my ID to the kiddie porn website sorry! Or my face!

#my twitter acount was really big - the biggest of ANY social media I own #such a shame #also: I don’t post because I simply….. don’t have a sex drive anymore #can’t draw porn without being into it #maybe I should look into that with a doctor but it’s not like im in a failing marriage so

I logged onto twitter for the first time in ages and it wants me to verify my id what the fuuuuuuuuck

I fucking hate this country

#I AM AN ADULT #I PAY TAXES #FUCK YOU #Australia for the win

Thinking about…. Pregnant Tucker from RvB.

Him having pretty intense cravings for raw meat (and blood) for the entire pregnancy that the others aren’t 100% sure how to treat without volunteering. Caboose absolutely fawning over him. Tucker staying in his armour for longer than you’d expect as his belly grows, until one day he just… can’t wear it anymore, revealing a much bigger bump than even Tucker expected. The reds having a complete field day with everything to do with this pregnancy. Tucker having to pump and then getting really pissed that Jr doesn’t even drink milk - his body just did that on its own. Nobody knows how long this pregnancy is supposed to last, but based on the rate of growth it can’t be more than a few weeks. Hopefully.

#red vs blue Mpreg #Mpreg #it’s on Tubi so I’ve been binging it

The problem with super tiny fandoms is that if you do any kink content, people will be able to ID you. Like, baby that’s the same art style/narrative voice as one of 4 people who have ever drawn that character. Gee I wonder.

Maybe I’m just afraid of kink space and fandom space crossing over. I think that’s reasonable.

Anyways, maybe one day I might post that cap//ttan Sc//srlet Mpreg fic I’ve been meaning to edit for forever. Only time will tell

#personal