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@captbobby
Whatcha mean ya ain't got no pop? How ya ain't got no pop? Nah, I got no reason to stay now, if there's no pop involved. Really wanted a Coke 'fore I got back to work but... Hey, ya got any sandwiches? Hey!--Nickle, don't get your face in that, ya big idiot! ...I'll pay for that, sir, promise.
Wart— Wait, no. I do not know where that is, I’m sorry. But sir, wait! Ugh! Wait, wait, hello. Do you know where the factory is? I am a little lost and the man there just kept walking.
Seems to be a recurring problem around here. Getting lost... Guess I could show you.
I’m marrying the anti-Christ? Well that’s definitely going to be a problem, how am I gonna get ya inside the church? Without it imploding or something? Guess we are gonna have to call the whole thing off. Yeah okay, I think that there’s a better chance I get struck by lighting before that ever happens. Maybe I should move though I’ve gotten real good at jinxing myself when I say these things. You forgot bossy, control freak there.. oh and crazy eyes cause apparently I got em. Yeah well opinions are like noses everyone’s got one, I mean even our dogs… gotta deal with them people handing them out like what they say is actually relevant or of influence in our life. - Charlie and Louise Smith, gonna get a house with a white picket fence and everything, cause we sound like them suburban living type folks except ya know we got dogs instead of children. Not gonna get a no from me I actually really do like the idea, we can do it you know? And I mean like really do it just randomly leave.. maybe then people will find something else to talk about.
Yeah, it's a real shocker, I know. Kept my devil horns hidden this whole time. I'm getting real good at it. Guess we'll just have to get married outside, oh no; and if it rains, I guess it'll have to be cancelled--darn. As you can tell, I'm really broken up about it. I mean, you know me, Pip. I'd be fine just signing that certificate and calling you my wife, but I get why we gotta go through all this. Just sometimes people can be a real pain in my ass, and they always end up sucking the fun out of just about everything. Never mind. I don't want to put a damper on what's supposed to be a great time. You pick your maid of honor yet? I got an idea or two for my best man. You think Nathan would say yeah? -- Charlie and Louise Smith. Sounds like I'd have a job in business or something, and you'd be a school teacher. That'd work, wouldn't it? I'd drive one of those nice little cars, and kiss you hello and goodbye every morning after waving to the neighbors... You know, some people dream about a life like that. Not my cup of tea, but hey, I'd try it... Garroway, we're talking about just picking up and disappearing, right? I mean, we could, but, it's probably not the wisest decision... Huh. Won't be able to call you Garroway for much longer. How 'bout that.
Relax Bobby, I know you wouldn’t do anything to hurt Lexie. Did you miss my whole “do the right thing Bobby” part of the conversation? Not only that I know how loyal you are to the people closest to you. I was just giving you a hard time like I always do. Since when do you actually take what I say seriously? If people seriously think that you would actually break Lexie’s heart, I’ll give them a good kick in the butt. Because I know that you wouldn’t. Honestly I do.
Now's just... not a good time, okay? Everyone's looking at me like I've got this big grand scheme to screw everything up like I usually do, but I don't. This all means just as much to me as it does to her, but they all have their heads shoved so far up their own asses they can't even see that. If it's not one thing, it's something else, and I'm kind of tired of it. I mean, I haven't done anything to make anyone not trust me in years, so why are they--I don't know. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have snapped at you. I'm just under a lot of stress here... It's a lot of pressure.
Now that - I might actually come to see.
Would you? Now that's just mean. Wouldn't even wanna see me, just my dummy.
Not sure you could pull it off, If I’m honest with ya.
Now that's just a dirty lie, Gallagher.
Come on, does the color really matter? Lexie wouldn’t care so much about the wedding if she didn’t love you. —But ya know while you’re making her happy and all that stuff could ya try and convince her that her bridesmaids would look great in black. Or green. Something other than pink.
I don't think Lexie was planning on picking pink as is... but yeah, I'll try to put in my two cents... Let's be honest here, though. I don't really get a say in any planning stuff that goes on. I kinda just have to show up and hope everything goes according to her plan; and if it doesn't, I gotta be the one to make sure it gets fixed. Her day and all that.
It’s normal to be nervous, I’m sure she’s nervous as well she’s just better at hiding it.
Yeah, I guess.
How's the little one? Well... I guess he's a big one, now.
Ah, yes, definitely. Let me just cut my hair and I’m sure no one will suspect.
See, that's what I like to hear. No questions asked. I wish more people around here had that mindset.
I’m always serious, Frederick.
... Right.
First of all I would. Secondly I know you wouldn’t because after all you’re Bobby. Always do the right thing Bobby, It was just a me reminding you of what would happen if you did. Because as much as I love you, if you do something stupid, I provide the good kick in the butt, and third of all I would.
Everyone needs to quit with this whole "Bobby's just going to break Lexie's heart" thing. Yeah, I get it. Not a exactly Man of the Year, but honestly, I wouldn't do anything to hurt her, and if that's not painfully clear at the point, I don't know what to do. You just got back and are already threatening me when I haven't even done anything wrong yet--and I'm not going to any time soon.
What is it with everyone thinking I’m nuts? - I mean okay I am but that’s just… that’s excessive. Yes, not even give em any notice and they can all show up to an empty church. Not write to anyone for a good three years, or who knows maybe not write to anyone ever. I like that, I like forever. B’sides we are practically married anyway, so it ain’t really doing nothing. Gonna think of new last names too or what? I mean clearly you’ve been giving this plan some thought… Charlie and Louise, with names like that we could take over the world and kick everyone out of it.
You're nuts, and I'm basically the anti-Christ. Haven't you heard? I'm going to break your heart, ruin your life, and turn you away from men forever--in case you weren't already aware. Right, if I'm not hearing about all the repercussions of hurting you, I'm hearing about how I am about to spend the rest of my life with the most loud mouthed Garroway there is. There's no middle ground. No one's just happy for us. Everyone's gotta have an opinion. Charlie and Louise... Smith. I look like a Charlie Smith to you, Lou? Yeah, let's run away. You, me and our dogs, lets all just run away and never look back -- at least for a few months.
You are so dramatic, you know that right? Like real dramatic but no you aren’t wearing blue and that is not the color scheme I chose either. So will you breathe now? Who scares ya? Rose.. cause I know it’s not me. Not showing up are you? All right fine, I’ll just play both bride and groom I could pull it off, or who knows.. maybe I’ll find another fella and he’ll own cats instead of dogs and I’ll become a cat lady. Watcha ya think? Fun huh?
Wait... You're not here to tell me that not coming would be signing my own death certificate? And here everyone's been telling me all about how you'd blow a gasket and throw a fit. Y'know, cause they all know us better than us these days. Hey, I got it. Let's both not show up and say we did. We could hire doubles, sneak away to California for a while. I'll go by Charlie, you can be Louise or somethin'.
You talkin’ to me? Cause I’m thinkin’ most people will notice.
You sure? I was just thinking of leaving another dummy down there in a wig. I'm sure it'd fly right over their heads.
If ya gonna ask me, I’d be the first t’say ya don’t needa be there. But somethin’ be tellin’ me that she ain’t gonna like that. An’ she gonna get real loud an’ real weird if ya don’t show up, jack.
Well you just got real serious on me.
I think it’d be worse if ya don’t show up at your own wedding, fella.
I was just kiddi--Never mind. Can't you just take my place, and we'll call it a day?
You’re kidding right? She would kill you, she may seem tiny but I think she could kill a man. Now come on Bobby, got some nerves?
Of course I'm kidding... Nerves is a bit of an understatement, you know.
