Poisoneer Vantas

((A Karkat RP blog tied with the CNA!AU))

[captiousginseller]

GUESS EVERYONE IS STILL ASLEEP. MY DASH IS DEAD.

[captiousginseller]

leyjon replied to your post: ARE PEOPLE DONE BEING TRASH TO MY FRIENDS AND...

i think theyre done

WELL, THAT’S GOOD. I’M GLAD. I’M GOING TO FINISH THIS GAME AND SEE HOW IT LOOKS THEN.

[captiousginseller]

ARE PEOPLE DONE BEING TRASH TO MY FRIENDS AND STUFF?

IF SO COOL, IF NOT, I’LL BE KILLING ZOMBIES.

[captiousginseller]

leyjon replied to your post: SO WHAT IS EVERYONE DOING? WELL, I GUESS I’M GONNA...

oh shit sorry dude

NAH, IT’S FINE. I JUST DIDN’T EXPECT TO COME ON IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUNCH OF TRASH PEOPLE DISRESPECTING MY FRIEND AND MY FRIEND’S FRIENDS.

[captiousginseller]

SO WHAT IS EVERYONE DOING?

WELL, I GUESS I’M GONNA GO BACK TO BEING QUIET.

[captiousginseller]

WELL, I’M HERE. I GUESS. IT’S BEEN A WHILE. HOW IS EVERYONE HERE?

[bleatsandbeats]

captiousginseller:

bleatsandbeats:

baileys and cookies and cream ice cream and peppermint ice cream!

ill make you a shake that will blow your fucking mind 0u ~

SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT PLAN. CRYSTAL HEAD VODKA, KRAKEN RUM, BAILEYS, COOKIES AND CREAM ICE CREAM, AND SOME PEPPERMINT ICE CREAM. 

I’LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I GET EVERYTHING.

okie dokie doors unlocked cakes in the kitchen save some for ley or shes gonna kick both our asses

[captiousginseller]

OKAY, ON MY WAY.

[bleatsandbeats]

captiousginseller:

bleatsandbeats:

well i need another crystal head vodka bottle because reasons and i wouldnt mind some kraken rum if you have any about

anything else is your call but those are my requests!

ALRIGHT, I CAN BRING THOSE OVER. WANT ME TO PICK ANYTHING ELSE UP ON MY WAY OVER?

baileys and cookies and cream ice cream and peppermint ice cream!

ill make you a shake that will blow your fucking mind 0u ~

[captiousginseller]

SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT PLAN. CRYSTAL HEAD VODKA, KRAKEN RUM, BAILEYS, COOKIES AND CREAM ICE CREAM, AND SOME PEPPERMINT ICE CREAM. 

I’LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I GET EVERYTHING.

[bleatsandbeats]

captiousginseller:

bleatsandbeats:

captiousginseller:

HEY @bleatsandbeats I HEARD IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK, RIGHT?

im 25 so yes i have been able to drink for more than than few years now

you got plans on bringing booze over barkat?

DEPENDS, YOU HAVE ANY YOU ENJOY? I CAN BRING OVER SOME IF YOU WOULD LIKE.

well i need another crystal head vodka bottle because reasons and i wouldnt mind some kraken rum if you have any about

anything else is your call but those are my requests!

[captiousginseller]

ALRIGHT, I CAN BRING THOSE OVER. WANT ME TO PICK ANYTHING ELSE UP ON MY WAY OVER?

[bleatsandbeats]

captiousginseller:

HEY @bleatsandbeats I HEARD IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK, RIGHT?

im 25 so yes i have been able to drink for more than than few years now

you got plans on bringing booze over barkat?

[captiousginseller]

DEPENDS, YOU HAVE ANY YOU ENJOY? I CAN BRING OVER SOME IF YOU WOULD LIKE.

[captiousginseller]

HEY @bleatsandbeats I HEARD IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK, RIGHT?

[leyjon-blog1]

idk just chillin, watchin mewvies or somethin?? do u smoke i mean if ur not into that is fine 

[captiousginseller]

I DON’T SMOKE, THAT’S HORRIBLE FOR YOUR LUNGS.

[leyjon-blog1]

i dont mean smokin tabacco u w33nie!!!

i meant w33d!! i hate smokin cigarettes 

[captiousginseller]

OOOOOH. OHHHH. OHH. OH.

I MEAN, I HAVEN’T BEFORE. JUST USUALLY ALCOHOL IN MODERATION.

[leyjon-blog1]

lol its fine

i mean do u wanna try?? i have some w33d or we could pawlways drink alcohol

[captiousginseller]

I DUNNO REALLY. I MIGHT AS WELL GIVE IT SOME KIND OF TRY, AND WHO BETTER TO GET IT FROM AND DO IT WITH THAN A FRIEND.

[leyjon-blog1]

idk just chillin, watchin mewvies or somethin?? do u smoke i mean if ur not into that is fine 

[captiousginseller]

I DON’T SMOKE, THAT’S HORRIBLE FOR YOUR LUNGS.

[leyjon-blog1]

i dont mean smokin tabacco u w33nie!!!

i meant w33d!! i hate smokin cigarettes 

[captiousginseller]

OOOOOH. OHHHH. OHH. OH.

I MEAN, I HAVEN’T BEFORE. JUST USUALLY ALCOHOL IN MODERATION.

[leyjon-blog1]

idk just chillin, watchin mewvies or somethin?? do u smoke i mean if ur not into that is fine 

[captiousginseller]

I DON’T SMOKE, THAT’S HORRIBLE FOR YOUR LUNGS.

[leyjon-blog1]

@captiousginseller

hey ur a w33nie :33c

[captiousginseller]

NO, YOU’RE A WEENIE.

[leyjon-blog1]

a w33nie would deny that theyre a w33nie

lmao, hey barkat whats up?? long time no speak once again

bar work take up ur fr33 time??

[captiousginseller]

KINDA, THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS TAKING UP FREE TIME RIGHT NOW. MOST NOTABLY JUST BEING A BORED PIECE OF SHIT AND NOT REALLY LOOKING AT THIS STUFF.

[leyjon-blog1]

ah i s33, why not come chill with me or somethin sometime??

i mean itll be fun!! i havent hung out with u in purrson fur a long ass time

[captiousginseller]

I DON’T KNOW. WHAT’S IN IT FOR ME? AND YOU I GUESS. WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU?

[leyjon-blog1]

@captiousginseller

hey ur a w33nie :33c

[captiousginseller]

NO, YOU’RE A WEENIE.

[leyjon-blog1]

a w33nie would deny that theyre a w33nie

lmao, hey barkat whats up?? long time no speak once again

bar work take up ur fr33 time??

[captiousginseller]

KINDA, THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS TAKING UP FREE TIME RIGHT NOW. MOST NOTABLY JUST BEING A BORED PIECE OF SHIT AND NOT REALLY LOOKING AT THIS STUFF.

[leyjon-blog1]

@captiousginseller

hey ur a w33nie :33c

[captiousginseller]

NO, YOU’RE A WEENIE.