[woodmeat]

what the fuk u even suppose to do with ur hands while ur getting ur dick sucked

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

clap

[weallendor]

The tols Vs. The smols

[thefreakhasgreeneyes]

So what you’re saying is…in order to be a part of the dark side you must be above 6 feet tall?

[sourblues]

You must be THIS tall to Join the Dark Side.

[davids-harbour]

proof

[mr-spock-92]

now this makes so much sense

Originally posted by destroythesith

[hoodiegal]

IT KEEPS CHECKING OUT

[thebibliosphere]

So, I had a sudden horrible thought and

*scREAMING*

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate]

[afrorevolution]

When your parents come into your room for no reason 

[theonlyhouse-deactivated2024010]

fun gender neutral things to call your partner:

OPPONENT

[tevruden]

[x]

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

THANK YOU

[lsbnviking]

‘tutant meenage neetle teetles’ is still the funniest thing i can think of.  It’s jokes at the expense of other people’s identities that are terrible.

[twitterscreencaps]

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[recentgooglesearches]

How to turn anger into dollars

[maromaru]

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

and then it just goes downhill from there

[breakcorechoirboy]

[fmelku]

my local thrift store just posted the best thing

[420moshdad]

why this bitch throwin butterflies in that bong

[kylos-ren]

[zoomerbro]

[birffed]

[joshpeck]

what a wholesome vine,