trash lord ♛

you showed up on my doorstep filthy, tired, scratched, b r u i s e d i asked why you'd come and you simply said "i need you too." sam. old. not a spoiler free blog

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[mettaskeleton-deactivated201510]

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sourwerewolf:

RECOVERY // SIDE A (listen) for when you need to get the sadness out

RECOVERY // SIDE B (listen) for when you need to let it go

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daredevilsadvocate:

The Hawkeyes

[hellomrbones]

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capricious-muse:

Okay but Harley is so fucking considerate, tho? She knows Canary and Arrow are having a baby and that the baby will either be an archer or a screamer and she presents gifts accordingly. Holy shit. xD

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[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

If you lost me in a crowd, what "offensive" thing could you yell that'd be GUARANTEED to track me down? :P

[avaaste]

This week on “I found it in the McDonald’s bathroom”

[realraccoon-deactivated20150414]

reasons i can relate to a raccoon:

dark circles around eyes

small & chubby

lives in the trash and eats garbage

cute but will fight you

stays up all night

washes hands a lot

communicates solely through weird noises and screams

[hardcorebrownie]

i was just told there are legal limits to having rescued dogs in your house so if you ever see me in jail you’ll know why i’m there

[bellinitini]

dont even look at me unless you look like this

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

mom: what do you want for your birthday?

me: my first ever weed

mom: no

me:

[dailymaximoffs]

I’m not going to  l e a v e  you here

Go

[dailymaximoffs]

(insp)

[quickweaves]

honestly im begging yall dont fuck with spirits like yall be mad as hell when someone wake you up from a nap imagine if u been dead for years and some asshole wake u outta yo sleep 

[deathvalleyrp-blog-blog]

Good morning, roleplayers! We’re just about three days from our opening and currently have only one application for a female character– what’s up with that? We want you to be the one to fix that for us. I believe we are the only roleplay in history that has ever begged for more females! You can check out our premades in our masterlist or if you aren’t connecting quite to any of them, we are accepting original characters. I really would love to see at least four more applications (for a total of ten players) before we open, so let’s see those applications!

 HOME ✖ PLOT ✖ RULES ✖ MASTERLIST ✖ NAVIGATION ✖ TRAILER 

[arteriuss]

*kisses ur hand* will you fucking fight me

[silentthevoice]

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.

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