[sexemulators]

[pr1nceshawn]

[buddhasluck]

What is life after reading these.

[hyperfixation-stations]

Well that fucked me up

[imaginarycircus]

[snowhitespimp]

*adjusts my titties* anyways…

[rihannafenty]

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

[bunlly]

“Most of our childhood is stored not in photos, but in certain biscuits, lights of day, smells, textures of carpet.”

— Alain de Botton (via wordsnquotes)

[xbox-nun]

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

[hehehe-1212-deactivated20230901]

Don’t spend another year doing the same shit.

[12345qwerti]

interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words me: automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh interviewer: hired

[johncenasmixtape]

bukkake is technically a baby shower

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

[softdog1]

[lilmamabeyellin]

the older i get the more unnecessary it seems to tell people my business

[anxietyproblem]

[modenfamily]

[bitchevans]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“You’ve got to love yourself as much as you want someone else to.”

— Unknown

[logarto]

literally nothing in life matters other than being kind and being funny