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So yeah, I'm back. Had to get a new mobile and number. It's been a rough and long 3 months since October. It started with telegram banning me then the next day I got arrested and then spent 45 days in jail before going to residential treatment. I am finally getting into my accounts, one by one. My telegram is @gaydippercub2 . Message me here so I know who you are.

goonbatept2

Summer vacation seemed to fry his brain

alphajocklover

Hey dude! With asks being open again i've just gotta shoot my shot to leave my old life behind. Instead of being skinny and in the background i wanna know what it's like to experience the total opisite. Mind helping me out experiencing being built beyond belief, impossible to miss in a crowd and with an attitude to match? Basically muscle on top of muscle and cockier than the cockiest around to finally experience a life away from the background!

I completely understand man. Ever since I entered this hidden world of transformations, I’ve met countless people like you. People who have spent their entire lives in the background, feeling overlooked and unimportant. The wallflowers of the world. I was one of you guys once, before I started working for my Uncle and found out about this weird hidden world full of magic and technology that can transform people in impossible ways. I’m still a scrawny wallflower when it comes down to it, but after surviving a lot of attempts to transform me, and actually getting transformed a few times, I’ve kind of come to peace with it. Still, I understand where you’re coming from, and if you’re so desperate you’ve turned to magic to try and solve your problems… well, I guess it’s best I help you out, if only so you don’t get involved with someone who will take advantage of you. So, I’m going to help you become exactly what you want. A hyper muscular, cocky as fuck, alpha male full of main character energy. I’m going to transform you into the man you’ve always wanted to be. Or, in this case, I’m going to help you literally grow into one.

If you’re reading this you should have already received the small package I gave you. Inside the package is a small glass vial, which holds a small bit of clear liquid, with one unassuming seed at the bottom, no larger than a sunflower seed. I know it doesn’t look like much, but that little seed is going to change your life. See, I recently discovered my Uncle had a greenhouse deep in his property. He has a weird amount of secret passages and hidden areas on his property, so I’m still discovering new things hidden around here even after living here for so long. That seed was one of the first things I found in the greenhouse, and from what I’ve read I think it’s exactly what you need. It’s called a growth seed, and I suppose the best way to explain it is that it is a plant based parasite. Actually, parasite is a somewhat harsh word for this. Symbiote would be more accurate.

When you were a kid, did you believe that old myth about a plant growing in your stomach if you ate a watermelon seed? Well surprisingly that's actually how a growth seed works. Once a seed is ingested, it attaches itself to a host's digestive track and grows into the rest of the body. Now that may sound rather disturbing, and it is in a way. No one likes to think about some strange thing growing inside their body. But despite how frightening they may sound, growth seeds are basically harmless. They want their host to thrive, so instead of harming their body, they actually improve it. The plant merges with the host's muscular system, and uses it to absorb light through the skin, which it then turns into nutrients for both it and its host. You know how superman gets his superpowers from exposure to sunlight? Well, a person with a growth seed grows their muscles the same way. For them, getting a tan is like a month's worth of working out. Imagine getting huge, beefy muscles from just laying in the sunlight. It won’t happen automatically, but as long as you go outside regularly, you should grow into an absolute fucking stud in a matter of weeks.

What makes the growth seed a good fit for you though isn’t the effortless muscles. A lot of transformation methods leave people buff and hung in moments, much less weeks. What makes the growth seed a good fit for you are the other side effect, the pheromones. See the plant grown from the growth seeds wants its host to thrive. It wants them beefy, muscular, and taken care of, since that means the plant will be cared for as well. That's why the plant produces pheromones that make the user absolutely fucking irresistable to anyone who gets even a whiff. You want people to treat you like the main character? To look at you and see a god amongst men, someone they can’t help but lust after, admire, and even worship? The growth seed is the way. One gulp, a bit of sunlight, and you’ll have the body, the confidence, and the adoration you’ve always dreamed of. This is how you get what you’ve always wanted. This is how the wallflower finally blossoms.

There are a few other side effects of course. The plant needs its host to go outside, so you might find yourself acting a bit sportier, and enjoying being in nature a bit more. You’ll also find yourself feeling way more confident, to the point of cockiness, as the new chemicals tend to alter brain chemistry ever so slightly to make the host as healthy as can be. Besides that though, you’ll get everything you wanted, with basically no catch. If you want this, all you have to do is eat the seed, but if it's too much for you feel free to send it back. I have a feeling you’re going to make the right decision.

--- Hey guys! This is a little different than my usual stuff, and I was a little unsure about this new TF method, but I think it's pretty creative, and I hope you guys like it! Let me know what you think

neat95

lowdesertdad

Country boys = Pure fun…

dirtbagfun69

😜

stinky-dirty-white-boys-deactiv

The very definition of this blog

misterlhred

Yeah, he's that guy.

Shirtless, jacked, balls deep in the couch with a Trump hat on while the rest of society cries in their oat milk.

This is what peak fucking masculinity looks like: thick muscle, powerful legs, and zero tolerance for weakness. He's a man who knows who he is and where he stands.

Strong body, clear mind, and unapologetic energy. He's not toxic, he's the antidote to a generation of soft, confused, estrogen-soaked males.

Liberals, you can keep your pronouns, your feelings, and your excuses. He'll keep lifting, winning, and reminding weak men what a real one looks like.

MANLY MEN ARE BACK!!!! Either you respect that damn dick between your legs, or get the fuck out of our way.

Love a bro with a sweaty ass. Makes it that much easier to slide in

stompskin3

Leather men

semperidem227

スレッド threads

@skinheads2000

cattlefarmstf

laxbr0sssss

PARTY TIME! Ready to fuck pussy.

salmonskinrolltf

Quick and dirty idea: Boyfriends decide to watch an old sex comedy purely to make fun of the horny heteros. Before long they begin to relate to the straight bros more than they ever could

[This Quick and Dirty story was written by a human (me) based on a prompt that was previously sent to generative AI. I wrote it in one uninterrupted stream-of-consciousness flow with a hard time limit of 20 minutes. It is not perfect. No edits have been made, except to correct typos. Feel free to use my asks to send me more prompts!

Also: This story contains gay-to-straight themes. Read my ethos on G2S stories here.]

Eddie (left) and Thomas (right) were both tired from long days at work, so they wanted to throw on something mindless. One of their favorite pastimes was watching shitty old sex comedies from the 1990s. Not because they were good, but because it was fun to laugh at the behavior of the bros onscreen. Their constant refrain was, “are straight people OK?”

They curled up on the couch to watch Babe Academy 4. They didn’t realize there was a fourth installment, because Wikipedia said the franchise stopped at part 3. But Eddie found a dusty old tape in the back office of the thrift store where he worked, and it seemed to be legit.

The movie was just as ridiculous as the last one. And they got the main cast back, which was always nice for a sequel. Well, most of the main cast.

Thomas piped up after a few minutes to ask, “Wait, where’s Elmo? The prankster character. He was in all three of the original movies. Is he not in this one?”

Eddie said, “I guess not. It doesn’t feel the same without him, though. And I think Dekker is gone, too. You know, that fuckboi guy. The only one who ever gets laid in these movies.”

“Weird,” said Thomas.

“Weird,” Eddie agreed.

They fell quiet as the movie progressed. They still felt like something was missing for a while, but eventually they settled in. They even started to laugh at some of the jokes.

Like when Fatso farted on some bikini babe’s birthday cake, they both cracked up. Thomas didn’t even go on his tirade about how the '90s were terrible for body positivity, which he loved to do whenever somebody said that character's name.

They got more and more engrossed in the antics of the characters onscreen. More than ever before. When TJ got dumped by his girlfriend and the girl he was seeing behind her back at the same time, Eddie could even feel his pain.

“It sucks when that happens,” Eddie said.

“Yeah, like you have the game to date two people at once,” said Thomas. “You could barely work up the courage to ask me out, and we’d been working within two feet of each other in that food truck all summer.”

He puckered his lips, inviting Eddie in for a kiss, but Eddie didn’t notice. He was paying rapt attention to the screen.

Eddie took a swig of a beer that Thomas couldn’t remember buying. He did all the grocery shopping, after all.

“Fucking sucks, man…” Eddie said. He shook his head, and the light from the screen glinted on his earring. Had he always had that?

“Like, I was dating this chick Melissa one time and I told her we weren’t exclusive, right?”

Wait, what was this story? Thomas knew Eddie had dated like two girls when he was still in the closet, but he’d never heard about this.

Eddie kept going with his story. Something about eating another chick out in the bathroom of their college’s Psychology building. But Eddie had come out in his senior year of high school, so the story was clearly made up. As he blathered on, stubble sprouted from his cheeks and chin. His eyelids grew dull and heavy while his hair darkened, like somebody was turning up the contrast on Thomas’ eyes.

Eddie scratched at his chest and Thomas couldn’t help but notice how much beefier it looked than normal. Actually, the arm he was using to scratch looked weirdly muscular, too. His tendons flexed as he scratched, his beefy forearm giving Thomas a semi.

He felt uncomfortable for some reason, so he turned his attention back to the screen. Right as the birthday girl took off her bikini top, exposing her breasts. Everything else fell away and his semi became a full-on boner. A drop of pre-cum soaked into the fabric of his underwear.

Wow, that girl looked… beautiful. Gorgeous.

He turned to Eddie. “That chick is slammin’, dude!”

Eddie stopped his story to look at the screen and shrugged. “Meh. She’s like a 6. I’ve had better.”

Thomas let out a strangely high-pitched giggle. “No way, man! None of your exes are as hot as this chick!”

They both fell into silence, letting the movie keep playing. Thomas found himself letting out loud guffaws every time a character fell down or got hit in the crotch.

As he laughed, all the fat and muscle sloughed off his frame, causing his shirt to hang over him like a fabric tent. He tugged at the shirt, feeling self-conscious. Was Eddie looking at him? Was he judging him for not being as muscular as Eddie was? For not being able to bag as many babes?

Thomas started cracking jokes to ease his own tension, and Eddie howled with laughter every time he said something crass or bro-y. Which was every time he opened his mouth. It just came so naturally.

Eddie strutted into the kitchen and came back with another beer. As he sat down, he left a full cushion’s worth of space between him and Thomas.

He swigged his beer and laughed at one of Tommy’s jokes about how fugly one of the nerdy girls onscreen was.

Eddie laughed and muttered, “she’s hotter than Regina, dude,” while taking a swig from his fresh beer.

“Fuck you, Eddie,” Tommy said, taking a drag and flipping Eddie off for dissing his crush. But he was suppressing a smile.

God, Tommy loved bro time. They both did. A moment of peace from the demands of his job at the vape shop. From Eddie’s endless parade of conquests, who were constantly begging him for more attention. They fell into silence once more, letting the masterpiece of a movie wash over them.

Before, it had felt like something was missing from this sequel. It didn’t feel that way anymore.

mfgtow2

varsitybull

It's a MANs world! Realize, respect and reform.

brojockhorndog2

it’s @varsitybulls fuck world. He’s the fuckin champ

varsitybull

Only 18 and already running EVERYTHING bro

alphatoxjock

@varsitybull is my fuckin boy and ima build him into an unstoppable fuck machine. Fuck @brojockhorndog2. He can suck both our cocks and beg for our pre