A True Cannibal Riot

is the gay *and* likes the gay? more likely than you think. #we used to be glee blogs

[foxglovedforest]

The kids are aight

[iwasjustdrinking]

ilya "i'm so in love with you and i don't know what to do about it" rozanov

[lesbianshepard]

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

[lesbianshepard]

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.

[hollanov-ann]

[dragongirlsnout]

DJ selfcest wants everyone to feel themselves in the club tonight

[ismickeyadopted]

Ilya would definitely get cancelled after they’re married because he accidentally posts on his main instead of his private story that he’s gonna ‘get Shane pregnant tonight’ and people accuse him of force feminizing Shane

(Shane loves it) (they try to get pregnant that night)

[ismickeyadopted]

the photo he posts it with btw

[valtsv]

forget age gaps or differences in rank or whatever the most potently dangerous power dynamic in any relationship is "people like you more than me"

[valtsv]

genuinely nothing is more corrosive to love, respect, or trust than the insecurity of forever being second and last in line. of always being the plus one but never invited; always tolerated on their behalf but never wanted on your own. of knowing that nobody's jealousy or admiration is about you at all, only your place at their side. you tell them that you feel like you only exist when you're with them, and they laugh, charmed, but it isn't a figure of speech. it's not enough that they love you best if everyone else loves them better.

[sloanegabe]

my shaneybug <3

[belbel19]

i love editing these!

template with the glee new directions

[cumslutshane]

shane seeking out comfort in ilya<3

[wulfhalls]

reader they hugged again

[wyatthazy]

ilya (or connor? tbd) eats in a very tongue-first way that intrigues me...

[firstdayasadumpling]

Oh look at the trees and look at my face

And look at a place far away from here

[wyatthazy]

Alright, what's the plan?

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06

[bisexualwario]

[20th-centuryghost]

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

[purlturtle]

[mayfay]

[cumslutshane]

THERE WAS SOMETHING A LITTLE TOO...TENDER... IN THE WAY ROZANOV WAS LOOKING AT HIM. AND THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS FAR TOO SOOTHING ABOUT THE WAY ROZANOV'S FINGERS COMBED THROUGH SHANE'S SHORT HAIR, AND CURVED DOWN TO TRACE THE BRIDGE OF FRECKLES THAT STRETCHED ACROSS HIS FACE. HEATED RIVALRY: CHAPTER THIRTEEN

[vintar]

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