Peter Solarz
Andulka
Sade Olutola
we're not kids anymore.
oozey mess
AnasAbdin
Game of Thrones Daily
Cosmic Funnies
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ç„æ„ / Permanent Vacation
noise dept.
Janaina Medeiros
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
KIROKAZE
dirt enthusiast
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Claire Keane
Mike Driver
will byers stan first human second
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@caramel-lemon
Holy shit guys I just duck duck went Moby Dick and THE LOGO TURNED INTO AN UNHOLY HYBRID BETWEEN A DUCK AND A WHITE WHALE????
I can't get over DuckDuckWent as a past tense of using duckduckgo as a verb. Like yes youre right BUT
Fun fact! If you duck duck went vocaloids, they have icons too
holy fuck there's more of them?
They also do it when you search Linux
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
I donât get it
oh I get it
Reblog if youâre 30 or older
This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think youâre 25 or something. Yay!
âŠOlder. :)
Chat-GPT fic? You want to be known as a thief with no originality?
What? No, I was bored and have no intentions to ever release whatever the AI came up with. The snippet was just an example đ
I love ChatGPT but that poor computer program must think that Iâm deranged⊠Anyway, Iâm having the time of my life :)
So close đđĄ
Itâs trending đ„ł
Leo and Adam are so damn attractive đ¶
Only 10 minutes left??
They will end it with a cliffhanger again, wonât they đ«
If they donât kiss by the end âŠ! đ€Ź
*LQR voice* There is a demonic cultivator loose in the Cloud Recesses!
No one knows what heâs going to do, least of all the demonic cultivator!
Sometimes you think, âMaybe the Second Young Master will stop the demonic cultivator.â
And then the demonic cultivator is like, âI have married the Second Young Master.â
The Untamed, as seen by Lan Qiren, who is more than happy to blame Wei Wuxian for everything
Hereâs the situation, and this is exactly what happened, is: thereâs a demonic cultivator loose in Cloud Recesses. I think eventually everythingâs going to be okay, but I have no idea whatâs going to happen next. And neither do any of you, and neither do your masters, because thereâs a demonic cultivator loose in Cloud Recesses. Itâs never happened before, no one knows what the demonic cultivator is going to do next, least of all the demonic cultivator! Heâs never been a demonic cultivator before, heâs as confused as you are. Thereâs no experts. They try to find experts in Jin Clan. Theyâre like, âWeâre joined now by a man that once saw a corpse in the port.â Get out of here with that shit! Weâve all seen a corpse in the port. This is a demonic cultivator loose in Cloud Recesses!
When a demonic cultivator is loose in Cloud Recesses, you got to stay updated. So all day long you walk around, âWhatâd the demonic cultivator do?â The updates, theyâre not always bad. Sometimes theyâre just odd. Itâll be like, âThe demonic cultivator caught some fish?â I didnât know he knew how to do that.
The creepiest days are when you donât hear from the demonic cultivator at all. Youâre down in the library like, âHey, has anyoneâŠhas anyone heardââ [imitates flute music] Those are those quiet days when people are like, âIt looks like the demonic cultivator has finally calmed down.â And then ten seconds later the demonic cultivator is like, âIâm gonna use resentment energy to combat vengeful spirits. Iâve got a nice flute and a sharp sword, Iâm a demonic cultivator!â Thatâs what I thought youâd say, you dumb fucking demonic cultivator.
And then, then you drink tea with people and theyâre like, âThere shouldnât be a demonic cultivator in Cloud Recesses.â And itâs like, âWeâre well past that.â Then other people are like, âIf thereâs gonna be a demonic cultivator in Cloud Recesses, Iâm going to kidnap the heirs to all the clans and kill everyone who doesnât cooperate.â And those donât match up at all.
And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the demonic cultivator, and then, 5,000 miles away, Wen Ruohan was like, âI have three pieces of the Yin Iron and Iâm going to send my son to blow up Lotus Pier!â And before we could say anything, the demonic cultivator was like, âIf you even fucking look at Lotus Pier, I will pipe your son to death with my flute. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can pipe your son to death with my flute, Iâm so fucking crazy.â
âYou think youâre fucking crazy, Iâm a fucking Wen, I live in fucking Nightless City, Iâm fucking crazy.â
And all of us are like, âOkay, okay, okay.â Like poor Jiang Yanli at those goddamn family reunions. âOkay, okay, okay, okay.â
And then, for a second, we were like, âMaybe the Second Young Master will catch the demonic cultivator.â
And then the demonic cultivator is like, âI have married the Second Young Master.â
PVA: Du blÀtterst durch Instagram wÀhrend Samu und Diddi auf ner Jagd sind.
bonus: was karsten und jakob wÀhrenddessen machen
First time meeting the baby brother, little gremlins have feelings too đ
I'm melting into a puddle, it's sooo cute đđđ
Fanfic authors be like "stay tuned for more" or "to be continued" and then don't update for twenty years, lmao.
One off my all-time favorites has been last updated in July 2009 â ïžâ ïžâ ïž but I won't loose hope
