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[caramelmacchiatori]

evin-hot-hoch replied to your post:i would become sashimi for you, tae

go away

[caramelmacchiatori]

i would become sashimi for you, tae

[evin-hot-hoch]

Horribly stupid yes BUT STUPID WITH PRIDE.

[caramelmacchiatori]

You're so ridiculous.

[evin-hot-hoch]

You should be. Its just a reminder of how horribly fantastic I am.

[caramelmacchiatori]

Horribly spectacular.

And stupid. Let's not forget that.

[evin-hot-hoch]

Just remember that everything I do is for you, everything, even breathing, even giving away free coffee to women with distracting chest… All for you.

[caramelmacchiatori]

I'm so touched.

[fvck-vesper-deactivated20141125]

He does, he does, although he’s just figured that I wake up five minutes before we have to leave so he’s taken the job of a driver and makes it to-go, bless his breast-obsessed heart.

[caramelmacchiatori]

Well, y'know, the breast is where the heart is located! Maybe he was searching for it when he was ogling her boobs.

[evin-hot-hoch]

I do. I am so weak.

[caramelmacchiatori]

Like a little helpless puppy.

[evin-hot-hoch]

……………..Meanie

[caramelmacchiatori]

Eh.

You love it.

[evin-hot-hoch]

….just-yeah.

[caramelmacchiatori]

[fvck-vesper-deactivated20141125]

Definitely, best housemate ever. Except the part where he reminds me that I actually have to wake up to go to work. It’s like no thank you.

[caramelmacchiatori]

He at least makes you breakfast in bed or something, right?

[fvck-vesper-deactivated20141125]

I’ll have to ask him about that tonight, that’s seriously the cutest though.

[caramelmacchiatori]

He's the most precious thing, really.

When he's not being an idiot.

[evin-hot-hoch]

IT WAS ONE. TIME.

[caramelmacchiatori]

You still did it!

[evin-hot-hoch]

I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS TALKIN’ SHIT

[caramelmacchiatori]

Looove yoooouuuu.

[fvck-vesper-deactivated20141125]

Oh God, really? Jesus, and I’m the one the manager suspects of giving freebies?! So unfair.

[caramelmacchiatori]

Ridiculous, right? The manager didn't even catch him!

What a moron.

[caramelmacchiatori]

Roses are red, my foot is blue, theres a rubber band around it

Roses are red; carnations are too.What am I going to do with you?

[minordistraction]

[evin-hot-hoch]

EVIN WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THAT ONE TIME HE LET A GIRL GET FREE COFFEE BECAUSE HER MELONS WERE HANGING OUT

[fvck-vesper-deactivated20141125]

He’s great, isn’t he? Gullible? In what way?

[caramelmacchiatori]

He's fantastic.

Well, there's that one time he gave free coffee to a pretty girl..