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[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[margeryunkempt]

You can work on the train! More deliverables! More workflow! More value added!

[margeryunkempt]

I beg of you let me buy a phone without AI features that aren't even actually AI but actually just repackaged assistive features that have been a thing for a decade

[margeryunkempt]

Fucking Italy fuck you and your fucking landscape

[margeryunkempt]

And through it aaaaaaaaaaall she offers me

a full-time job at a respected university teaching my exact specialism

A LOT OF LOVE AND AFFECTION

WHETHER I'M RIGHT OR WRONGGGG

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[transgenderer]

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

[toolusingmammalgirl]

The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit's hot

[despazito]

[margeryunkempt]

I have reached the age where going shopping for a new fridge is a nigh on ecstatic experience

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

[rakshar]

your forgiven.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[margeryunkempt]

I stare into the void and the void asks me whether I have a license and the correct paperwork to be doing that

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[catmask]

awhile ago a coworker and i were play arguing whether or not the mystery gang were all romantically a thing/polycule or just really good friends (yknow bored at work things) and knowing my bfs interest in scooby doo i texted him asking him to be the tie breaker and he responded “well it depends which canon youre going off of” and just instantly cold sweat knew i was out of my depth

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

Bringing back the classic:

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]