[splatoonus]

As a reminder, the Splatoon server will be going offline from 5:50 - 7:30 PM PT [Editor’s note: Please note the updated timing. I blame Milton.] tonight to make way for updates! Now, we know what you’re thinking: “What am I supposed to do for almost two hours?! I’ve never not played Splatoon for more than a 30 minute nap break!” Okay, so, you’re probably not thinking that but boy do we have an answer for our overly hyperbolic theoretical question: make Inkling cookies!

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this splatfest is honestly so shit i played on both snowman and sandcastle LMAO the splatfest power is absolutely garbage :-)

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fucking fantastic 

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kill yourself fucking retard you're so stuck up i hope someone slits your throat when you sleep :) team red will win this splatfest i swear if it's the last thing i do :)

i love the splatfest spirit 

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ness out!!! i'll probably take a shower and continue on my alt for team blue

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spawn camping isn’t even an asshole thing to do wtf it just means the other team is good enough to push y'all to the extent where you can’t leave

if u suck that much to be spawn camped then honestly learn to git gud……..its also not very difficult to leave a spawn camp…………..you guys find a reason to complain about everything, as if the opponents should give you an opportunity to take the game back

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im losing my mind at the amount of people still complaining about spawn camping honestly why is this even an issue……y'all got spawn camped because u suck?? it's pretty easy to get out of spawn camping y'know they didn't give you a shield around your respawn point for nothing

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good night squiddos!! have fun during splatfest

[whu-remade]

reblog this and tag what na splatfest team your on + your rank

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why is everyone complaining about spawn camping? honestly if you’re getting spawn camped it means the opposing team is capable and strong to keep y’all trapped there. why would they give the opponents a chance to turn the match around? you know how it’s always possible to take back the match in the last 30 seconds. obviously people would want to secure their wins rather than being nice and risking a loss should the other team take the game back. there are also tons of matches to play; im sure not all of them will end up in you getting spawn camped. if it is thats just very sad. just suck it up honestly

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im a bad squid

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SAVE HER

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taking out the whole team!!

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leave no squid unsplatted

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awwww yeaaaaah we won!! good job team naughty, we did it! and of course gg to team nice, you guys were really formidable squids, I had a really rough start during splatfest. ..tbh, I thought we were more popular than 41% because I had a few friendly fire matches?? but it's all good

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“team nice has no squidbaggers” u sure?? the last time i checked anyone can be a squidbagger if theyre a buttface theres always karma for squidbagging

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naughty queen!! had a pretty rough start but i ended up winning 25 matches in a row afterwards >:3c if you see me in splatfest let me know! im a lvl 50 octobrusher called nessa