CARCINOVERLORD

KARKAT/8/ /M/ALTERNIAN [indie karkat blog, maybe?] [M!A: none, not accepting]

[carcinoverlord]

AS IF I’D MISS OUT ON WATCHING YOU GET CARRIED AROUND, MANHANDLED, AND JUST IN GENERAL LIFTED BY A STRONGBARKBEAST, EVER.

[beautifulartpoet]

HEH.

[carcinoverlord]

“HEH” I SEE YOUR TAGS

[carcinoverlord]

I, A SIMPLE TROLL WITH SIMPLE DESIRES, COME DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB MYSELF A SIMPLE GLASS OF WATER. AND WHAT DO I SEE?

JADE, ON THE FLOOR, BENCH PRESSING MY BLOCKMATE AT TWO IN THE MORNING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL FOR A DIURNAL PERSON WHO DOESN’T LIVE IN MY HIVE.

[beautifulartpoet]

YOU’RE INVITED.

[carcinoverlord]

DISGUSTING. I’LL BE RIGHT THERE

[beautifulartpoet]

“DISGUSTING,” HE SAYS. “I’LL BE RIGHT THERE,” HE SAYS.

THIS IS WHY I LIKE YOU, KARKAT.

[carcinoverlord]

AS IF I’D MISS OUT ON WATCHING YOU GET CARRIED AROUND, MANHANDLED, AND JUST IN GENERAL LIFTED BY A STRONGBARKBEAST, EVER.

[carltonfresh]

Sometimes Uncle Phil over eats!

[carcinoverlord]

I, A SIMPLE TROLL WITH SIMPLE DESIRES, COME DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB MYSELF A SIMPLE GLASS OF WATER. AND WHAT DO I SEE?

JADE, ON THE FLOOR, BENCH PRESSING MY BLOCKMATE AT TWO IN THE MORNING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL FOR A DIURNAL PERSON WHO DOESN’T LIVE IN MY HIVE.

[beautifulartpoet]

YOU’RE INVITED.

[carcinoverlord]

DISGUSTING. I’LL BE RIGHT THERE

[beautifulartpoet]

A RETURN TO AN EARLIER STYLE FOR SOME EROTIC ART.

[carcinoverlord]

THIS IS PRETTY FUCKING STEAMY, ARE YOU *TRYING* TO GET FOLLOWED BY PORN BOTS?

[carcinoverlord]

I, A SIMPLE TROLL WITH SIMPLE DESIRES, COME DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB MYSELF A SIMPLE GLASS OF WATER. AND WHAT DO I SEE?

JADE, ON THE FLOOR, BENCH PRESSING MY BLOCKMATE AT TWO IN THE MORNING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL FOR A DIURNAL PERSON WHO DOESN’T LIVE IN MY HIVE.

[beautifulartpoet]

YOU HAVE TO BE VERY SPECIFIC.

[carcinoverlord]

IT’S PART OF MY *STYLE*

IT’S MINIMALIST

[beautifulartpoet]

WITHOUT MY CLARIFICATION THERE’S CONFUSION OVER WHAT’S GOING ON.

[carcinoverlord]

OK, YOU GOT ME THERE.

[beautifulartpoet]

I DON’T DO QUADRANTS.

[carcinoverlord]

HENCE THE BEWILDERMENT SQUARED.

[beautifulartpoet]

PLEASE STOP BRINGING GRIDS INTO THIS.

[carcinoverlord]

NO

[beautifulartpoet]

YOU HAVE TO BE VERY SPECIFIC.

[carcinoverlord]

IT’S PART OF MY *STYLE*

IT’S MINIMALIST

[carcinoverlord]

I’M NOT REALLY FEELING ANYTHING EXPLOSION-Y RIGHT NOW, BUT OTHER THAN THAT I’M NOT ESPECIALLY PICKY TONIGHT. I’M ALWAYS GAME FOR HITCH IF YOU WANTED TO WATCH THAT FOR THE 500TH TIME, THOUGH.

[beautifulartpoet]

HITCH SOUNDS REALLY GOOD.

[carcinoverlord]

EXCELLENT. THEN IT’S A DATE.

CHOICE OF WORDS: INTENTIONAL

[beautifulartpoet]

I DON’T DO QUADRANTS.

[carcinoverlord]

HENCE THE BEWILDERMENT SQUARED.

[beautifulartpoet]

PLEASE STOP BRINGING GRIDS INTO THIS.

[carcinoverlord]

NO

[beautifulartpoet]

CALLOUT POST: KARKAT, PT. 3:

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HANG OUT THE OTHER DAY.

CAN WE STILL HANG OUT?

[carcinoverlord]

YEAH WE CAN HANG OUT. I’LL GET THE SNACKS, YOU GET THE MOVIE.

[beautifulartpoet]

WHAT ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR?

[carcinoverlord]

I’M NOT REALLY FEELING ANYTHING EXPLOSION-Y RIGHT NOW, BUT OTHER THAN THAT I’M NOT ESPECIALLY PICKY TONIGHT. I’M ALWAYS GAME FOR HITCH IF YOU WANTED TO WATCH THAT FOR THE 500TH TIME, THOUGH.

[beautifulartpoet]

DIDN’T IT?

[carcinoverlord]

PLEASE IMAGINE ME PRINTING THIS OFF, AND ALSO THE CALLOUT POST, AND THEN LOOKING AT THEM WITH A MIXTURE OF BEWILDERMENT AND….BEWILDERMENT, AGAIN.

ARE…ARE YOU TRYING TO FLIRT PITCH WITH ME

[beautifulartpoet]

I DON’T DO QUADRANTS.

[carcinoverlord]

HENCE THE BEWILDERMENT SQUARED.

[carcinoverlord]

I WILL REPLY WITH AS MANY BULLET POINTS AS I WANT TO WHATEVER I WANT. OBSERVE:

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OK, FUCK YOU FOR IMPLYING THAT I’M INTENTIONALLY GIVING YOU CHORES YOU CAN’T DO. I DIDN’T GIVE YOU DUSTING, FOR FUCK’S SAKE, GIVE A GUY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT HERE. I WOULD PERSONALLY EAT MY OWN TOES BEFORE DELIBERATELY GIVING SOMEONE SHIT THEY CAN’T DO LIKE SOME SORT OF SPECIEST SADIST. I’M NOT SITTING HERE RUBBING MY FRONDS TOGETHER LIKE A MOVIE VILLAIN GOING ‘HA HA! NOW CALIBORN WILL HAVE TO SUFFER!’

I WAS EATING SNACKS, YOU ASKED FOR THE SNACKS, I OFFERED YOU MY FAVORITE SNACK BECAUSE WE ARE FRIENDS. IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE HORRENDOUS TASTE.

AND WHILE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT AREN’T MY FAULT, I WASN’T *PLANNING* TO MOLT IN THE RECREATION BLOCK. I HAD EVERYTHING SET UP IN MY RESPITEBLOCK BUT I, STUPIDLY, WAS LIKE ‘YEAH LET’S WATCH A MOVIE MY MOLT SHOULDN’T COME FOR ANOTHER TWO DAYS, THIS WILL BE FINE.’ AND HENCE: COCOON IN THE RECREATION BLOCK. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN I CAME OUT WEEKS LATER, HUNGRY AND DISORIENTED? EAT IT?

[beautifulartpoet]

CALLOUT POST: KARKAT, PT. 3:

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HANG OUT THE OTHER DAY.

CAN WE STILL HANG OUT?

[carcinoverlord]

YEAH WE CAN HANG OUT. I’LL GET THE SNACKS, YOU GET THE MOVIE.

[beautifulartpoet]

DIDN’T IT?

[carcinoverlord]

PLEASE IMAGINE ME PRINTING THIS OFF, AND ALSO THE CALLOUT POST, AND THEN LOOKING AT THEM WITH A MIXTURE OF BEWILDERMENT AND....BEWILDERMENT, AGAIN.

ARE...ARE YOU TRYING TO FLIRT PITCH WITH ME

[beautifulartpoet]

CALLOUT POST: KARKAT.

KEEPS FUCKING UP THE LAUNDRY.

PROMISES TO SHARE SNACKS BUT THEN FORGETS.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PILLOW FORT???

OBSESSED WITH CHARTS.

[carcinoverlord]

CALLOUT POST: CALIBORN

MAKES CALLOUT POSTS

ASKS FOR MY SNACKS AND THEN DOESN’T LIKE THEM, WHAT’S UP WITH THAT

SHEDS IN THE ABLUTION TRAP

DOESN’T WANT TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH

[beautifulartpoet]

CALLOUT POST: KARKAT, PT. 2

REPLIES TO A CALLOUT POST WITH MORE BULLET POINTS.

CHANGES THE CHORE LIST TO HAVE ME TAKE OUT TRASH WHEN HE KNOWS I CAN’T LIFT THE BAG VERY EASILY. OR WITHOUT RIPPING THE PLASTIC.

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I MEANT THE CRAB THOUGH.

I NEVER SAID I WANTED THE BUGS.

I HAVE NEVER LEFT A FUCKING MOLT IN THE LIVING ROOM, NOW HAVE I?

[carcinoverlord]

I WILL REPLY WITH AS MANY BULLET POINTS AS I WANT TO WHATEVER I WANT. OBSERVE:

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.

.

.

.

OK, FUCK YOU FOR IMPLYING THAT I’M INTENTIONALLY GIVING YOU CHORES YOU CAN’T DO. I DIDN’T GIVE YOU DUSTING, FOR FUCK’S SAKE, GIVE A GUY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT HERE. I WOULD PERSONALLY EAT MY OWN TOES BEFORE DELIBERATELY GIVING SOMEONE SHIT THEY CAN’T DO LIKE SOME SORT OF SPECIEST SADIST. I’M NOT SITTING HERE RUBBING MY FRONDS TOGETHER LIKE A MOVIE VILLAIN GOING ‘HA HA! NOW CALIBORN WILL HAVE TO SUFFER!’

I WAS EATING SNACKS, YOU ASKED FOR THE SNACKS, I OFFERED YOU MY FAVORITE SNACK BECAUSE WE ARE FRIENDS. IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE HORRENDOUS TASTE.

AND WHILE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT AREN’T MY FAULT, I WASN’T *PLANNING* TO MOLT IN THE RECREATION BLOCK. I HAD EVERYTHING SET UP IN MY RESPITEBLOCK BUT I, STUPIDLY, WAS LIKE ‘YEAH LET’S WATCH A MOVIE MY MOLT SHOULDN’T COME FOR ANOTHER TWO DAYS, THIS WILL BE FINE.’ AND HENCE: COCOON IN THE RECREATION BLOCK. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN I CAME OUT WEEKS LATER, HUNGRY AND DISORIENTED? EAT IT?

[carcinoverlord]

the "I have absolutely no problem ignoring you" squad

Virgo, Scorpio, Leo, Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus

[vesley-deactivated20151028]

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot