long live the renaissance

carrie | 23 | bi | autie | twilight will never die | jasper owns my ass | read my tags im fucking hilarious | or read my actual work @twiwrite 

[defendingjacobblack-deactivated]

Esme, just turned: What happened??

Carlisle: The bad news is that you're essentially eternally damned.

Carlisle, holding Edward: The good news is you now have a teenage son that is in desperate need of parental guidance.

[empathetic-cowboy]

Hey there fuckers  This world is absolutely nutso-bonkers, and it’s taken me a little while to get my head back on straight in the midst of all that. I have absolutely NO intention of leaving, but I will probably be a little less active than usual as I try to help my household adjust to everything going on!  I’m sorry if you’ve reached out and I haven’t gotten back to you yet! Give me a few days and I should be back full force <3 

[densewentz]

To the victor go the spoils the quarantine is making me twitchy so cue me just making all the dumb twilight art i never did in middle school. lemme know if you guys want more assorted twilight trash (1/?)

[protect-the-clearwaters]

[gardevoir]

[mohabbat]

What We Do In The Shadows | 1.01 “Pilot”

[leahclearwaterdefensesquad]

we all know who the BEST doctor was tho

[corellianne]

A Woman With Lupus Said Her Health Care Provider Is Stopping Her Chloroquine Prescription And Thanked Her For The “Sacrifice”

"The fact that they thanked me for my 'sacrifice' is disturbing," she told BuzzFeed News. "I never agreed to sacrifice my health and possibl

Hey so this is all kinds of fucked up. They are already choosing who to prioritize, and it’s not those with chronic illnesses. They literally put in the letter that she is a sacrifice.

@thebibliosphere have you seen this?

[thebibliosphere]

“You're overreacting,” people said when I called out the eugenicist based arguments online.

“Actual eugenics will never happen,” they said. 

“You’re just being paranoid,” they said.

[itskeej]

Drawing Edward Cullen? In 2020?? It’s more likely than you think…

[stickerjock]

incoming text from edward cullen:

saw a snail today…. effervescent 

[eleanorcaldit]

Dr. Cullen’s like this foster dad-slash-matchmaker.

[yeehaw-jasper]

I wonder how many times the cullens had to evade the law because of something one of the dumb kids did

[carlesmeislife]

esme having to convince a judge for the umpteenth time that emmett won’t make it in jail

[sothisispoetry]

My future husband is out there somewhere, totally unaware of the fact that his wedding playlist is going to be comprised of only music from the Twilight soundtracks

[totallycorrecttwilight]

I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

Mike Newton, probably (via totallycorrecttwilight)

[densewentz]

listen, its funny

please social distance responsibly! 

[fairycosmos]

my dash is like. coronavirus. animal crossing. someone having a mental breakdown. half ironic gifsets of twilight

[bellasredchevy]

been getting many asks as to why i am not as active as i have been, so instead of cluttering your feed and answering all of them, i figured i’d make this post. thanks for being so understanding, i’m wretchedly in love with all of you 💞