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ijustreallylovedaredevil

Looking for a random cause of death for a character? Click here.

Looking for a random city? Click here.

Looking for a random city that people have actually heard of? Click here.

Need a random surname for a character? Click here. (They also give prevalence by race, which is very helpful.)

Helpful writing tips for my friends.

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smallirishpotato

nyokoko

OH SHIT.

justdrinktea

A couple more resources I have open constantly:

Random motivations for your characters here!

Need some character quirks? Here and here!

Having trouble with backstory? Here! (They have an option for fortunate and unfortunate backstories)

justbadpuns

The royal family moved into my neighborhood. They live Tudors down.

#ba dum tsh

realfakeeggs

Kiki’s Delivery Service background design.

#<3 #GORGEOUS #AAAAAAAAA

curlicuecal

so I’ve been having fun playing with ConceptNet, a semantic network designed to help computers understand language.

Here’s what the robots have figured out about cats:

#huehuehuehue #cats is not capable of vote made me ugly laugh #idek why #i love our goofy robot overlords

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zahbeth

HE HAS FUCKIN SHOWER CAPS ON HIS MUSTACHE

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AND HE’S THE FUCKING LITTLE MERMAID ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER

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HE IS ALL THE ANIMALS

aceinhyperspace

IF YOU DON’T NEED THIS, YOU’RE WRONG

#QUALITY

sashayed

ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

so cool under pressure

so calm in a crisis

great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

so great at witty comebacks

definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Road Truckers

definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate

#bless #star wars

amateur

#LOL #it's dumb but i laughed

perfecthorse

zorri

*in a horse accent* help

azaleatown

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

looking4myson

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

whitepeopletwitter

While gently rubbing the steering wheel.

#me

chickenhuggit

REBLOG IF UR FRIEND IS WORTH AT LEAST SIX POTATOE

kkeychain

this guy is probably the dorkiest person ever

#<3 #pokemon

clonettroopers

bb-8 starts picking up swears from r2 and poe is appalled.

bookthiefes

#this is what im here for #r2 and bb-8 rolling around the resistance base and insulting everyone in their way #gossiping about everyone #c3po following them like a distraught parent (via @quidditsch)

vibinwitch

Imagine BB-8 rolling up to Rey and Poe like “beep beep beep guess what I just learned” like a small kid and saying “fuck” or something equally as startling for something as cute and important and both Rey and Poe look shocked and Poe’s jaw drops a little and Rey goes “where did you learn that!?” like that’s not something that is supposed to be in a military droid’s basic vernacular and it couldn’t have learned it from humans because most swears don’t compute into droid so it had to be a droid and the proud if scared beeping replies “R2-D2” and the next thing you know both Poe and Rey are running down the base after this ancient droid that’s screaming and beeping frantically like “IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I FUCKING SWEAR”