חוליגנים!!!! אני אקרא למשטרה!!!

18|Israel|female. multyfandom blog: fairy tail, magi, rwby, akatsuki no yona, snk, gintama and many more. lots of jerza. עברית

[homochadensis]

Hamas opens fire on Palestinian civilians protesting terror group's oppression

Footage has emerged of Hamas opening fire on hundreds of Palestinian civilians that were protesting the terror group’s responsibility for economic conditions. In a rare occurrence, Palestinians took to the streets on Thursday in order to protest the high cost of living in Gaza. The brutal response by Hamas security forces on its own people …

Its very disturbing how nobody seems to talk about the emerging vids and news of Hamas gunning down protesters who are finally starting to criticize their greed and violence.

If it aint jews it aint interesting, it seems

[homochadensis]

ארץ נהדרת

לכלכתי ניצחתי. קליפ סיכום מערכת הבחירות שירדה הכי נמוך לספיישל בחירות המלא של ארץ נהדרת לחצו> bit.ly/2D6IO6t

זו יצרת האומנות הכי טובה של ארץ נהדרת עד כה. מעבר למילים ולווייב שיוצא מהסרטון, כל פרט מזערי בתפאורה מוסיף כ”כ המון בצורה מתוחכמת. הרצל עומד ברקע, שולחן ארוך, כביסה מלוכלכת מאחורי הקלעים, איתמר בן גביר זוחל מכלוב, הכל מדהים. מעבר לכך שהסרטון משעשע יש בו ווייב סופר מטריד, וזה בדיוק מה שהכותבים ניסו להעביר.

אשריי מי שכתב וביים את החרא הזה. אמן מישהו היה מוסיף לזה כתוביות באנגלית עם שמות הדמויות, אני חושבת שאין הסברה יותר טובה מהסרטון הזה.

[catchymemes]

[dekoi2501post]

[spectregoesboo]

[naaaaaaaaaah-deactivated2020112]

hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible

[arandomcollectionofstuff]

It’s a hello kitty breast implant

[gluten-free-pussy]

Hello Titty

[pettysexual]

@staff !!!!!!!

[purekeios]

🔫 fucking snitch

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mjalti]

is ur grandma holding a gun

[theysangastheyslew]

There’s always that one person at the party…

Bonus:

Merry Christmas XP

Full view

[mizukis]

[ Old Xian ] Zhan Zheng Xi & Jian Yi - 19 Days

[gahdamnpunk]

LMFAAAOOOOOOOOO

[rockyp77-deactivated20190802]

GREAT SEA STORY

The passenger steamer SS Warrimoo was quietly knifing its way through the waters of the mid-Pacific on its way from Vancouver to Australia. The navigator had just finished working out a star fix and brought Captain John DS. Phillips, the result. The Warrimoo’s position was LAT 0º 31’ N and LONG 179 30’ W. The date was 31 December 1899. “Know what this means?” First Mate Payton broke in, “We’re only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line”. Captain Phillips was prankish enough to take full advantage of the opportunity for achieving the navigational freak of a lifetime.

He called his navigators to the bridge to check & double check the ship’s position. He changed course slightly so as to bear directly on his mark. Then he adjusted the engine speed. The calm weather & clear night worked in his favor. At mid-night the SS Warrimoo lay on the Equator at exactly the point where it crossed the International Date Line! The consequences of this bizarre position were many:

The forward part (bow) of the ship was in the Southern Hemisphere & in the middle of summer.  The rear (stern) was in the Northern Hemisphere & in the middle of winter.  The date in the aft part of the ship was 31 December 1899. In the bow (forward) part it was 1 January 1900. This ship was therefore not only in:

Two different days, Two different months, Two different years, Two different seasons But in two different centuries - all at the same time!

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[passthecavasier]

The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect

[bad-intentixns]

Holy shit

[welcometoheck]

[khakikyrie]

The ancient screen of betrayal.

[arirna]

[found-bodies]

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

so fun fact yall. A certain someone splurged out the cash to get this remastered with illumination, what do yall think?