Barbie Necromancer

Full-time diagnostic lab rat, master of the pipettes. STEM-rotted brain who draws sometimes. psst! I see dead people.

[yourtryhard]

no wet cigs

[graffitinight]

When you try to talk about enshittification, it sounds like conspiracy theories. (I'm not crazy)

Amazon made their service worse, to force people to pay for Prime.

Nowadays, if you order from Amazon, there is a week long delay before your package is shipped. (on purpose)

I remember when orders would ship out the same day. (I remember - it was real)

YouTube didn't used to have ads. Now, ads play in the middle of videos. (it's worse than TV ever was)

The best can opener I have owned is over 40 years old. Modern ones just don't hold up as well. (The ones I bought new broke ages ago)

The bread machine my mom got for her wedding lasted 30 years. It's been replaced twice in the last 5 years. (How can you fuck this up?)

The cardboard tubes in the middle of toilet paper rolls have gotten larger. (This too?) Companies increasing the price of the product while selling you less. (REALLY?)

It sounds crazy. (it's the truth) When you talk about it, YOU sound crazy. (it's true)

Even when people believe you (do they really), all they can say is "it sucks". (it's too big) Because the problem is so big, so pervasive, what can we even DO about it???

To get the necessary laws written and passed, we need politicians, to get the politicians elected we need information campaigns, to fund campaigns we need money, and all the money is being hoarded by the people profiting from enshittification. (it sounds so fake)

So I talk about enshittification (it sounds crazy), so people don't forget that things have been made worse on purpose (it's true), even though I sound crazy. (maybe I am)

[luh4en]

[angelicdewdrop]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

kitten, daddy is gonna shoot himself after work

[carebearnobyl]

Currently kinning DMX (y'all gon make me lose my mind)

[louisegluckpdf]

got my lab results back turns out i’m full of rage because i am full of grief

[carebearnobyl]

Going to bed listening to women reading tarot on YouTube and pretending Im the reason they keep pulling powerful cards about

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

[carebearnobyl]

That thing in the sky that's 3iatlas or whatever is going to smash into the earth crust and destroy every one of my enemies to pieces. Because I said so

[carebearnobyl]

Every time I leave my house I have a new story to tell, and every 3 or 5 months I walk into a plot twist. And every fucking time I try to fix this, I end up in a scenario that feels like it came out of a writers room

[carebearnobyl]

Imagine if fucking Donald obliterated the two term rule and Obama ran against him during a recession. I'm soooooo sorry but that would be peak comedy

[carebearnobyl]

It's gonna be soooooo funny when the recession finally hits and this site will have no other choice but to keep itself alive with p*rn again

[teaboot]

Not a word of shit I am so fucking angry that vaping has entered public consciousness as a common and rote habit. Do you understand that when I, not even in my REAL ADULT numbers, was a teen, almost none of us smoked? Like. Maybe ten, fifteen kids in my whole ass school. When E-Cigarettes came out, we pretty much all figured it was dorky-looking and stupid, like the cancer version of riding a Segway. But no. No, they made the computer drugs fruit flavoured and yall lost your fucking minds. AND THEN THEY TOOK THE HANDLEBAR OFF THE SEGWAY AND CALLED IT A HOVERBOARD

[egberts]

forget recession pop. we are recession posting. everyone get funnier immediately

[rosecolouredheart]

we've been recession posting since livejournal. it's the damn economy's turn to improve 😭

[egberts]

i immediately rescind my post because your point is so good

[imwiremother]

when taylor swift said ‘‘i shit my pants so hard i broke them’‘ she was signaling to queer women

[carebearnobyl]

New England calls November The Season of the Sticks, when the land is left wearing the corpses of Spring's blooms.

November commands you to atone to the darkness descending upon its dry, parched grass - left behind by winter laying ahead on the edge of early sun sets. In November, the dead remember themselves every time you exhale, as the cold air exposes your vitality. And in turn, you are reminded that the same wind that stings your face, will preserve your last breath for the next who brave the dry, parched, November grass.

This is the Season of the Styx in New England, as Summer's rain turns to iced lakes. November leaves those who do not atone, to drown in the atmosphere of Purgatory. But, for those who thrive in this Limbo, confess into the halos of day break's late arrivals.