[proud eagles]

Waaaait, here’s a third Peakes! Did I hear that you two were bored? Well so am I. And I don’t like it. Not one bit.

Cousins. Lovely. Excellent cure for boredom.

#one for all all for one #peakes #sawyer #danielle

Is it? Is it really? Or we could all be bored together.

I’m bored.

That makes the two of us. Let's be bored together.

Is anyone in this house going to make me breakfast?

Popcorn. ‘S about it.

I'm good if you make some later. Maybe we can work that telly Danielle's got and eat popcorn while we watch.

Is anyone in this house going to make me breakfast?

What else do you plan on eating?

Are you good at anything that's not egg related?

Is anyone in this house going to make me breakfast?

Fine Peakes. Next time I’ll get you, next time.

If there is a next time, my friend.

Is anyone in this house going to make me breakfast?

Get used to it, the real world is full of toasters. And I don’t know, maybe the fact that you think I’m a slag which I bet leads you to believe my style has a thing or two to do with it.

This one's cute all right. Just this shirt.

Is anyone in this house going to make me breakfast?

They haven’t got to be perfect, but honestly, I haven’t got any plans.

Good, then you can chop the mushrooms. I'll watch and try to copy your technique the next time I do it. Good plan, right?

Is anyone in this house going to make me breakfast?

Whatever you say little Peakes, but while you’re in my kitchen, no magic.

Fine. If you've got nowhere to be tonight, you're in for a treat of watching me chop mushrooms for hours.

Is anyone in this house going to make me breakfast?

Don’t play daft, you’re supposed to be the smart child. It’s what you put bread in to well, toast it. Also, is that my shirt?

It's a muggle thing, how am I supposed to know? Er-- I'm staying in your room, what makes you think I'm not going to borrow a couple things?

Is anyone in this house going to make me breakfast?

You can’t put bread in the toaster? Now that you woke me up, you make me breakfast.

What's a toaster?

Is anyone in this house going to make me breakfast?

Imagine if you met some nice muggle boy and wanted to cut up some mushrooms for him but the only way you knew how to do it was with magic. That wouldn’t be good.

I'd cut the mushrooms with the knife but he'd be up all night watching me cut them delicately. Besides we both know if I met some nice muggle boy, we'd go out to eat. He would know about my magic before my cooking skills.

Is anyone in this house going to make me breakfast?

No. No wands. You must learn to do it by hand, like a true muggle.

But I'm not a muggle! I have magic, it's much quicker and efficient.

Is anyone in this house going to make me breakfast?

Alright then let’s start now, you get to cut up the mushrooms.

I think I'm going a bit too slow, this is too hard. I'll go get my wand, I think I left in my room.

Is anyone in this house going to make me breakfast?

I do not appreciate the insinuation, Peakes. What time is it? Why are you even awake? Are you meeting up with your lover?

Give me a break. I was hungry.

Is anyone in this house going to make me breakfast?

No, go make your own breakfast, no one’s your slave here.

Good morning to you too, sunshine. What, did you end up shagging a centaur last night after downing a couple drinks? It's all right, happens to the best of us.

Is anyone in this house going to make me breakfast?

Alrighty, an omelet a la Sawyer. We will have to have a full course in cooking lessons, though I think you should take them from my mom and not me. She’s much better.

But it's more convenient for you to teach me, I mean we're sharing a flat already. Besides, I'd be less ashamed if I messed up around you than her. I'd never be able to live down her disappointment when I end up making a pile of shite.