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just some fool

[corvidexoskeleton]

My language app, trying to be helpful: Du

The ghost of Till Lindemann haunting my brain: DU HAST

[aetheriopolis-deactivated202008]

everyone, reading this post: DU HAST MICH

[ailment-remade-deactivated20210]

i have a fantasy of turning a CEO into a cute submissive little catboy while i take over his company

[nutsacktorturer]

Grimes and Elon Musk

[ailment-remade-deactivated20210]

why would you do this to my post? to me?

[ranger-truth]

Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!

[lesbiangender-deactivated201908]

They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Oh yeah babey

[radicalclownfriend-deactivated2]

[eue]

[sickfuture]

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

[wiredabyss]

Free them

[leafcrunch]

my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it

[sun-and-time]

alex??? this is truly frightening ??

[leafcrunch]

i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

Jesus fucking Christ

[cynnied-art]

Oh, we have a guy like that in my neighborhood!! I can’t even tell you when or how often he comes but I always know it’s him thanks to that fucking bell. Though the freakiest part is that I’ve never seen the actual vehicle. I’ve only heard the bell.

[gwensparlour]

It isn’t anymore, but it was pretty normal routine in my country up to some decades ago

[aklhf939u3-deactivated20150730]

thanks

[a-giant-fan]

“How about a show where the exact same characters are in a completely different AU each epi-”

[plush-size-cutie]

[spoopling]

[brucebocchi]

[yesterdaysprint]

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, August 18, 1918 

[luminarai]

good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY

[pukicho]

If Cthulhu is supposed to be so incomprehensible, why do some people draw him as a lil bitch with a tentacle beard and a big ass forehead ??? I can comprehend that, and its stupid

[queeryutbrb]

how would we go about drawing a truely horrible, incomprehensible ancient sea monster-demon-god?

[pukicho]

It’s fucking easy you just

[pukicho]

[cetitanhasmoved]

you have 2 guesses as to what music they used in ythis

[cetitanhasmoved]

you were incorrect

[redchrominance]

[waco]

*bites onto ur titty and does a deathroll like a crocodile*

[virgo-dicks-deactivated20241026]

Top surgery on a budget

[everythingfox]

Deer and cherry blossoms in Nara park, Japan

(via)

[kadywicker]

sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

I keep thinking about that text post that’s like “don’t worry Mr. Skywalker. I saw your Chanel boots”

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

This one