Houston We've Had A Problem Here

No I'm Not Carl Sagan

[carlsagan]

look at my dog

[carlsagan]

should I come back to this hellsite?

[carlsagan]

how many of my followers are still even active/not bots?

[carlsagan]

should I come back to this hellsite?

[powerburial]

C.A.R.L. S.A.G.A.N. = cannabis and reefer let scientists assign god another name

[carlsagan]

excuse me but what the fuck

[thefunkyweapon]

[bang]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[evange1ion]

what is evangelion about like can you explain it to me?

[hiphopocliedes]

a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting. 

[creativereadingfanfiction]

I love this description of tumblr.

[carlsagan]

okay tru, but do you know how to close a tab?

[now-youre-cool-deactivated20190]

You used to call me on my cellphone… 

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

[snailbasket-deactivated20170826]

shitpost and chill

[snailbasket-deactivated20170826]

reblog this with a pun

[mitchellthespaceman-deactivated]

Yesterday my girlfriend said something funny about my roommate’s tea and I said “iced tea what you did there”

[carlsagan]

Wooden shoe like to go to Holland?

[realdomdom]

[coolbeansmachine-deactivated202]

Looks like me and @wuzzymolecules

[carlsagan]

I hope you guys enjoy ushering in the end of the world in about 15 years or so

[coolbeansmachine-deactivated202]

One Punch Man is good, but when is the sequel Two Kick Woman coming out?

[carlsagan]

Are you implying that women are weaker than men, and would require two kicks to defeat an enemy instead of one punch? Please check your privilege.

[perseidi]

Edna Holt, Lynn Mabry and Tina Weymouth. Stop Making Sense (1984, Jonathan Demme).

[neilcicierega]