Houston We've Had A Problem Here

No I'm Not Carl Sagan

[carlsagan]

look at my dog

[carlsagan]

should I come back to this hellsite?

[carlsagan]

how many of my followers are still even active/not bots?

[carlsagan]

should I come back to this hellsite?

[powerburial]

C.A.R.L. S.A.G.A.N. = cannabis and reefer let scientists assign god another name

[carlsagan]

excuse me but what the fuck

[trapcard]

[transhuman-priestess]

The ACLU is wrong though.

Free speech just means that the government can’t tell you what you can and can’t say.

In the ACLU’s own goddamn words, the best solution to bad speech is to confront it with more speech.

Ann Coulter was too cowardly to take that stage because people expressed with their speech that they didn’t have any intention of letting her get away with being a soulless, shit-chugging waste of flesh on their campus.

Nobody beat her up, nobody tried to kill her. Although if they did i wouldn’t have shed a damn tear for her. 

She was told a resounding “FUCK NO!” by the students of UC Berkeley. We should be celebrating that, not condemning it. 

[carlsagan]

Okay fam that’s nice but when is David Duchovny gonna investigate this

[thefunkyweapon]

[bang]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[evange1ion]

what is evangelion about like can you explain it to me?

[hiphopocliedes]

a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting. 

[creativereadingfanfiction]

I love this description of tumblr.

[carlsagan]

okay tru, but do you know how to close a tab?

[now-youre-cool-deactivated20190]

You used to call me on my cellphone… 

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

[snailbasket-deactivated20170826]

shitpost and chill

[snailbasket-deactivated20170826]

reblog this with a pun

[mitchellthespaceman-deactivated]

Yesterday my girlfriend said something funny about my roommate’s tea and I said “iced tea what you did there”

[carlsagan]

Wooden shoe like to go to Holland?

[realdomdom]

[coolbeansmachine-deactivated202]

Looks like me and @wuzzymolecules

[carlsagan]

I hope you guys enjoy ushering in the end of the world in about 15 years or so

[coolbeansmachine-deactivated202]

One Punch Man is good, but when is the sequel Two Kick Woman coming out?

[carlsagan]

Are you implying that women are weaker than men, and would require two kicks to defeat an enemy instead of one punch? Please check your privilege.

[perseidi]

Edna Holt, Lynn Mabry and Tina Weymouth. Stop Making Sense (1984, Jonathan Demme).