saw a snail today....effervescent

25+ | baltimore

[petfinderr]

Adoption page

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[allthepresidentsmen1976]

just occurred to me that there are adults who’ve never been to a funeral. an incredibly bizarre concept to me

[allthepresidentsmen1976]

alright folks when did you go to your first funeral? (i was 4)

[clowniconography]

[stoopidpoopid]

A hobby of mine is that whenever I’m frustrated with my college I like to photoshop it into being under attack by the daedra

[hotvampireadjacent]

This kitty looks so mad

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[pissvortex]

Which ape has the strongest concept of sin

All chimps are devout catholics but go to hell by choice

[datastate]

hi! if you’re up for it, tag w your thoughts on using (small amounts of) bleach when washing the dishes?

[desertbroadd]

[mozzu-deactivated20211224]

banana pose 🍌

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

(to any argument) We should breed and ask our child what they think

[propalitet]

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[coolthingoftheday]

A poodle clipped and dyed to resemble a pony.

[cryptid-sighting]

I hate the future man this shit sucks so much

[evilvillain123456789]

if i had a time machine i would go and kill every single historical figure, good or bad, every single one since the dawn of civilization. come back to the present day and the world looks like Marzipan City from Chowder