trying to explain the Caps to Katie:
me: WIN.
me: and a win where Ovi, Backstrom, and Green all scored.
Katie: is this a significant thing?
me: yes, our superstars never score, our team is dumb.
Katie: oh i see.
Katie: i just assumed this happened all the time.
me: nope never.
Katie: but then who scores?
me: Jay Beagle.













