Everything and Anything

Angry rants and okay memes

[surgeonsinspace]

Michael: my god….the munchdew…

Geoff, a minute later in utter anguish: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[stimman3000]

.

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

god this was so pleasing to watch

[guy]

incredible

[ttv]

Wait for It…

Artist: Ira.exe

Date: 2018

More: Your dash has been blessed by this pleasing paint video. 

Song by Snail House.

[carmonjello]

This makes me so happy. Fucking goals

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[carmonjello]

My quiet thoughts at work... eating...napping..

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[trainthief]

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

[carmonjello]

How'd she know you weren't a part of said werewolf activity?... js

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

[chinchela-art-deactivated202208]

This is so pure

[teaboot]

The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.

[teaboot]

“haha so what about that guy, huh?”

Me: what about him

“Well you seemed super into him”

Me: what why

“…dude you were flirting all night”

Me:

Me: Whoms't™™

[trainerdelaney]

I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because “You guys kept flirting” but I was like “We were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.” I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was

[trainerdelaney]

“You were laughing at everything TJ did!”

“He paper clipped a banana to the ceiling, Isabelle. That’s fucking bonkers”

[carmonjello]

All too relatable. "That's fucking bonkers" 😂

[tomhordy]

john krasinski did a far better job for his first feature film as actor-turned-director, than bradley cooper did for a star is born. without question. john deserves the award season hype; he created something original, unique and terrifying with his wife and made audiences shut the fuck up and listen, he demanded people sit and pay attention and gave a platform to a deaf actress which made the film even more important. not to mention that he set the stage for emily, whose character kicked-ass, went through hell and kept on going

[carmonjello]

FUCK. YES. THANK YOU

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[fuks]

[pr1nceshawn]

Stop Clickbait.

[alicesloane13]

wholesome and healing

[homoremedy]

God’s work

[carmonjello]

True beauty

[blonded004]

white friend: hey look at this new guy i’m talking to!! :) isn’t he cute??? 

me: ……………… yes! I, am so happy for you.

[carmonjello]

Yup

[daxterdd]

Thirty-one Days of Halloween: The Addams Family ↳ Morticia Addams + Excellent Parenting Skills

[carmonjello]

My queen

[sixpenceee]

This wax woman embedded with candle wicks was made by A.F.Vandevorst for the Arnhem Mode Biennale 2011.

[cuddlyenjoykink-blog]

Looks beatiful

[carmonjello]

Hell. Yes.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[carmonjello]

Why is this still true? I mean fucking really? With all of the "progressive" teacher programs coming out this would change, if only a little bit. School atmosphere is trash.

[dancing-cockroaches]

[thefatherofgiants-deactivated20]

That’s all being a witch is

[mothirly]

And actually it’s not.

Signed, an actual Wiccan witch

[thefatherofgiants-deactivated20]

“Signed an actual wiccan witch” you can keep stalking me but I don’t respond to retarded fags

[carmonjello]