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30 and living in the land of oz. a pretentious crazy cat woman, miscellaneous music, the internet. i spend like 98% of my time on tumblr, and thus i have no social life and have become incredibly boring. wanna know more? click the "about me" button above this. and for considering followers: follow at your own risk.

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog

[samshepard]

computer. This Charming Man. loud enough to kill

[breakbeatbun]

i'm really glad 6 isnt afraid of 7 anymore and you could all stand to be more supportive of their relationship

[ostdrossel]

It was a little bit of a shotgun fledge but the Wren babies left the box this morning. I was walking up to add the ice packs when I suddenly saw one baby peek out and then them all flying out. They did look ready to go (parent also luring with food but not feeding) and I am glad they are not baking in there anymore. I always approach the box slowly and alert them of my presence but I guess they were focused and may have gotten startled by me. They were bubbling around the yard all day.

[redsixwing]

Hey, Bandcamp users. You have probably already heard, but Bandcamp was bought by a music licensing firm, and laid off half its staff "as a cost cutting measure."

I will be downloading everything I purchased from Bandcamp and keeping an eye on it.

Bandcamp Undergoes Ownership Transition with Layoffs and Industry Concerns | Enterprise Wired

In a significant shift of ownership, Bandcamp, the renowned digital music marketplace, has officially transitioned from its previous owner,

[were--ralph]

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

[were--ralph]

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

[were--ralph]

Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

[were--ralph]

[sergal]

big and cutes my me at you

[deinonychian]

#myme

[saywhat-politics]

The best shot of the year

[f1ve-more-minutes]

[fullmetalist]

Those in the notes worried about this being AI, it's not - her name is Pan Xiaoting and she's a badass billiards pro

[statuemania-blog]

The Singer (aka Egyptian Singer)

by Edward Onslow Ford, 1889,

Tate Britain, Millbank, London, UK.

[dogpuppy]

[unlicensedmortician-deactivated]

possibly fun ask game: make assumptions about me based solely on my tumblr and I’ll tell you how accurate they are

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

People of Clacton, you have the chance to do something very funny.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sorry to talk about Harry Potter again but when it comes to the slave race that Rowling put in her books, she said she based the house elves off of brownies. You know, those creatures in British folklore that clean your house for you because they like doing it and are offended if you try to pay them?

Why not just put brownies in your story then? Almost identical effect without all the slavery.

If you wanna make the Malfoys look worse just idk maybe they put a spell on Dobby to bind him to their house and he can’t leave unless the malfoys break the rules and they’re bad to him but don’t technically try to break the rules until Harry tricks them into paying dobby with some clothes.

There. Problem solved. You can have hundreds of brownies living at hogwarts even. And when Hermione misinterprets their situation and tries to thank them and start paying them the brownies start getting offended and leaving and this causes an actual problem for the school. Much easier to make a subplot about not listening to the people that you’re trying to help.

Just another way you realize as an adult that these books weren’t really thought through very well.

[tropiyas]

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[asvpfrenchy]

the art of not being ready and doing it anyway will take you far

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

reblog to disturb jk rowling