the hellsite records

30 and living in the land of oz. a pretentious crazy cat woman, miscellaneous music, the internet. i spend like 98% of my time on tumblr, and thus i have no social life and have become incredibly boring. wanna know more? click the "about me" button above this. and for considering followers: follow at your own risk.

[uwuspaceboy]

how mitch mcconnell is gonna walk into congress next week

[luxwing]

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

[luxwing]

[crackedpolishedblackstonebrick]

posts funnier with timestamps on

[free-my-mindd]

[wyrm-boy]

[sapropel]

Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me

[canvasmirror]

Lotte Laserstein (German/Swedish, 1898 - 1993) • Self-Portrait with a Cat • 1928

[pmamtraveller]

By Sanae Sugimoto

[oneheadtoanother]

[nataliehall]

I wouldn’t call it finished but I’ll probably come back to this some other time

[artefarte]

A perfectly natural heterosexual black swan couple raising their cute fluffy babies together as God intended <3

SIKE

THEY'RE GAY

And they're not some rare exception to the rule, either!!!

About 25% of black swan couples consist of two swans of the same sex (typically, two males).

These couples will court each other, build a nest, and raise their young together in a more-or-less committed monogamous relationship.

In fact, these same-sex couples have a high success rate of 80% when raising their young to adulthood, as opposed to the 30% of their heterosexual counterparts! Two big buff papa swans are better than one when it comes to stomping on invaders of nesting territory.

"But," I hear you say, "where do their baby floofballs come from? Does mpreg exist among black swans?"

Alas, no, but there is a very elegant solution to this. The swan couple may simply temporarily associate themselves with a female swan.

Afterwards, the female swan deposits their eggs and swims off free to live her single girlie life if she wishes (or, find a boyfriend. Preferably one who isn't already committed to another boyfriend.)

So whenever someone commits the naturalistic fallacy "homosexuality bad because unnatural >:(" I like to point out not only their glaring illogicality, but also, respectfully, there is homosexuality happening in the local lake right now.

This concludes my Ted Talk on gay swans.

[crystal072619]

Had to share

[pangur-and-grim]

a sharpened banana could change the world

[pangur-and-grim]

we’ll do this as many times as it takes

[toyota-supra]

you're in a girl's room and she's weird

[lab-practicum]

what do you do?

>Ask her about the Plushies on her Bed

>Make out Sloppy Style

[yourtongzhihazel]

[lakesandquarries]

[lastoneout]

discovered that wordle is a fantastic way to forget every single word in the entire english language and awaken the part of your brain that still remembers being a primordial amoeba

[lastoneout]

[wayneradiotv]

It has come to my attention that this image is henerated using AI Images.

Because of this, I won’t ever post it again. I was going to post it tomorrow, but now I won’t

[wayneradiotv]

I don't think I'll ever post this again

[2022dirt]

Faces in coffee.

[podcastwizard]

manager today asked if i’d face paint for an event my work is hosting and she said “you can face paint, right? we all just assumed you could face paint” which is a fun assessment of my character

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg”

[sourcarmellia]

i can't be the only person who hates being called neurospicy. it's such a weird term. i'm neurodivergent. i'm disabled. call me that.