the hellsite records

30 and living in the land of oz. a pretentious crazy cat woman, miscellaneous music, the internet. i spend like 98% of my time on tumblr, and thus i have no social life and have become incredibly boring. wanna know more? click the "about me" button above this. and for considering followers: follow at your own risk.

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[helltitty]

australian mutuals what are they saying

[eggzaki]

josh wants to steal it and use it to deal speed

[helltitty]

josh is making wise business moves and i respect him

[jmdj]

I saw these things driving around LA and my first thought was some enterprising drug dealer could dress up a remote control ice chest up to look just like one of these things and deal drugs in broad daylight and no one would be the wiser

[virtualgirladvance]

so hows it going josh, kids doing okay?

[veryluckyclovers]

[imifos]

stab scene intimacy coordinator

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP is bathing his pet pig, relaxing and healing. (cr 小弟的猪)

[stillfuckingtired]

Brain fog is not an adequate descriptor, actually. Fog can be kinda nice and beautiful and ethereal and refreshing. The thing we’re describing is more like a brain BOG; everything moves slow like you’re wading through water, it’s clunky and heavy and you keep getting stuck in the mud. It’s uncomfortable and inconvenient and everything takes so much effort. You lost a shoe, probably.

[batbetbitbotbut]

@scribefindegil

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[charlesoberonn]

[ooo-silly-worms]

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.

[claypigeonpottery]

@bazanite you are so correct

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

Good morning ☀️ 

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[lamignonette]

[sheishine]

Giant Daphnia Laboratory by Hiné Mizushima.

The print is available in my Etsy shop! 

ほぼA4ポスターは Etsyショップで扱っています。

[mossy-cobble]

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

[mossy-cobble]

i'll always be here

[aidashakur]

[apolladay]

What would you rather find living in your attic/basement/spare room?

1000 cockroaches

One man

Remaining time: 1 day 42 minutes

If you don't have one of those, imagine that you do.

[satyriconmp3]

i love being friendly and i want to be alone all day believe it or not you cannot do both