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charlesoberonn

These two fire extinguishers at my work

edge-complains-and-loves-art

Had to draw them

luna-azzurra

The funniest lie writers tell themselves is "i'll just write one sentence to get started." One sentence. Just one. To warm up. And then three hours have passed and you're 2,000 words deep into a scene you did not plan and someone has a dead mother now and the whole timeline shifted and you missed dinner and the one sentence is still technically in there somewhere, buried on page four, doing nothing, completely unrecognisable. You did not write one sentence. You never write one sentence. Stop saying one sentence.

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caspianhypno

Rember if you think your being mindcontrolled. Don't worry about it :)

bawdybooster

Rember if you think ____ _____ ______________. Don't ____ _____ __ :)

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firagasoap

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

reminders i need to like, tattoo on my brain:

1. if you feel judged and hurt by others, try sleeping

2. if you feel judgmental and resentful of others, try eating (the classics)

3. if you feel uncomfortable, try showering

4. if you feel directionless and afraid, go sit outside for a bit and maybe then you'll calm down. maybe even a walk if youre feelin crazy

5. take it easy, but by god, take it

anaryllis

oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication

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sleeve tattoo

realitycheckviolence

Reminded me of 2006 when all the hurricanes blew through Florida. This is exactly how the beach looked

Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” - meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.

legit-writing-tips

Another good post to read for those writing small human characters.

jennytrout

My son was about three when he came to me in the middle of the day and said, “Mommy, there’s a knight behind the bush.” I thought he meant a toy knight or something. So I follow him outside and he goes, “Listen. Do you hear it? It’s night behind the bush.” It was a cricket. A cricket was standing in the little patch of shade under the bush, chirping. So, my son saw this dark area with accompanying nighttime sounds and decided, okay, well, that is a night right there. Their brains are incredible.

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My little bean knows she’s two, constantly saying proudly ‘I’m two!’ And the other day she saw this very frail old lady who looked one foot in the grave, pulled a face and said ‘oh shiiiit. She’s three.’ I almost screamed.

cantnotknope

I live in Korea and have a lot of international friends, and the same is true with language barriers in adults.

*Looking at a bowl of pears* “Can you please pass me the… apple’s friend?”

OH SHIT SHE’S THREE

waiting for mama

keepcalmandcarriefischer

I’d love to see a version of Julius Caesar where he takes the beware the Ides of March warning seriously like “oh shit. good heads up man thanks” and he goes into it with his own knife. He calms down a bit when he see’s all his best friends like “yea, the squad is here and everyone is strapped. nice”

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