the hellsite records

30 and living in the land of oz. a pretentious crazy cat woman, miscellaneous music, the internet. i spend like 98% of my time on tumblr, and thus i have no social life and have become incredibly boring. wanna know more? click the "about me" button above this. and for considering followers: follow at your own risk.

[nedlittle]

can everyone look at the flag of anadyr, the easternmost town in russia

he's so proud of his fish

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[ruinedchildhood]

[differentcatcat]

Priceless. Will need therapy.

[seali]

I am grub and I live in. The snno w

[ryebreadedd]

happy aromantic visibilty day to one of my fav fandom wiki comments

[rottingfacade]

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

[rottingfacade]

[farmgf]

[dehydratedbunny]

just like a cokey cola......

[heylsgowt]

[weeedmannn]

Fireflies 🔥 😍....

[merinnan]

[dogpuppy]

[charlesoberonn]

[virtu-typhoon]

[scifikimmi]

[captain-starskull]

[charlesoberonn]

[emperorpenguin]

These two fire extinguishers at my work

[edge-complains-and-loves-art]

Had to draw them

[luna-azzurra]

The funniest lie writers tell themselves is "i'll just write one sentence to get started." One sentence. Just one. To warm up. And then three hours have passed and you're 2,000 words deep into a scene you did not plan and someone has a dead mother now and the whole timeline shifted and you missed dinner and the one sentence is still technically in there somewhere, buried on page four, doing nothing, completely unrecognisable. You did not write one sentence. You never write one sentence. Stop saying one sentence.

[caspianhypno]

Rember if you think your being mindcontrolled. Don't worry about it :)

[bawdybooster]

Rember if you think ____ _____ ______________. Don't ____ _____ __ :)

[firagasoap]

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

[ma-gpie]

[gothredy]

[1995-9]

[anaryllis]

reminders i need to like, tattoo on my brain:

1. if you feel judged and hurt by others, try sleeping

2. if you feel judgmental and resentful of others, try eating (the classics)

3. if you feel uncomfortable, try showering

4. if you feel directionless and afraid, go sit outside for a bit and maybe then you'll calm down. maybe even a walk if youre feelin crazy

5. take it easy, but by god, take it

[anaryllis]

oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication