Welcome To The [Shit] Show

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i ship frannie and the boss man UwU

[Please take it back😬]

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Rex, how do you keep your hair in that shape for so long?

It takes f’rever. Pain ‘nd suff’ring and a fuckton of hairspray.

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                                         “What have you done?”

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katilina, what is it like being the shortest bean in the barn?

It has it’s shortcomings too, like unending neck cramps and the occasional being punted across the stage during practice.

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How bendy is Rex exactly? ;^)

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Does the boss have any bad habits?

He has many faults, obviously. But the most annoying is his fucking habit of bending over to talk to the shorter carnies. 

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“Shoulder pads. More of them.”

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What's the last thing the crew got into trouble for?

This is what happens when you allow the strongman to do the ‘man-in-half’ act.

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                                 Primary Colors Show, 2001

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Mala sit on my face

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franni y do u literally look like a fuc kin cotton swab. also whats your fav food, other than the tears of innocent women

I’m starting to feel like some of these anons don’t like me.

[oh, ya think]

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What is the weirdest thing Mala enjoys eating

She likes these hush puppy type of snack. They're served cold though, and no one knows what the filling is???

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so ringmaster, why is your forehead bigger than my future?

You’d better hope to whatever you worship that you don’t end up in purgatory.

[He’s sensitive]

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How strong does Katalina like her coffee? Sex in a boat or chewable?

If it doesn’t cronch, then get it the fuck outta my face.

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ey boss man, does that makeup stay on all the time, or can you take it off?

It’s sort of like skin. It doesn’t come off with water or smudge at all. It’s pretty fuckin’ cool, but annoying sometimes.

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Whose best with children? Fuck off Frannie I know its not you.

The Magic Master is by far the best with children, God forbid any show up in this place.

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Does Breau have any allergies?

Deadly allergic. S’why I avoid Frannie as much as I can.