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[nichet-crochet]

The Rat Sandwich Crochet Pattern has been released!

Visit this link to get it 👇

Rat Sandwich Crochet Pattern — Nichet Crochet

If you live outside of the U.S., or if your card is getting rejected on this site, you can find this pattern on Etsy: https://nichetcrochet

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[outofcontexterikamoen]

should clown cock be called clock

Clowns don’t actually have human genitalia. If one clown sprays seltzer on a pie and throws it at another clown a new clown appears in a field somewhere.

[spice-ghouls]

cool how this is the website I use as my primary social media platform

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

a tired mime on break leaning against nothing and smoking an invisible cigarette

[els-moonleaf]

hey! *rotoscopes your fool*

[howtomakeyousee]

You will patch up all the holes in 2025.

(this isn’t a post about knitting)

[plumwine99]

Magician Shokyokusai Tenkatsu and her Flower Heaven Troupe wearing a strap-on hooked into a 300,000 volt Tesla Coil to shower bolts of artificial lightning on the girls below holding conductor rods, part of the Japanese artistic movement called Eroguronansensu (literally “erotic-grotesque-nonsense”)

[carnivalbazaar]

Globe of Death rider, Big Kid Circus Photograph by Keiran Perry

[nichet-crochet]

BEHOLD!!!!

[carnivalbazaar]

Circus Girl in Sarasota, Florida, 1949 Photo by Nina Leen

[carnivalbazaar]

Sir Robert Fossett’s Circus, Ireland, 1974