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Because this needed to happen! :D

#CAROL! >:)#I'm talking to you Carol!#Michelle!#:)#finally!

What the Jon?

#jon pipkin #jon bashing #CAROL! >:)#weird things

Chapter 2 Preparations

Preparing to write chapter 2 of CAROL! >:) the Sequel in the gardens of Martha Book. It'll be the first time I have ever set foot on those "scary" grounds...AHHHHHHH!!!!

Perfect for the greatness that is MappleShipping, right Michelle?

Wish me luck. ;)

#CAROL! >:) the sequel #chapter 2 #mappleshipping #martha book gardens

CAROL! >:) the Sequel: Thoughts on Chapter 1

On Tuesday, February 28th something strange happened...I started CAROL! >:) the Sequel - and let me tell you, I had no idea how vastly different it would be from the original.

First, the tone of the entire series shifts from crazy to dark and somewhat scary in chapter one, (something that I expected, but I didn't think would happen until much later in the story). Also, unlike the original, Carol didn't appear in chapter one! What the deal Melissa? (I don't know, I guess there just wasn't a good spot for her to stupidify the story up yet).

Then there's the development of Melissa Zonzales - oh dear. Where to even begin with that one? That girl gains about five ships in the sequel and a whole mess of problems, not to mention that most of the main characters are going to hate her in the next chapter. (Which makes things exciting, doesn't it?) And don't even get me started about the character that is introduced in chapter seven that is about to change everything...

While writing this piece, I've come to realize that the sequel is when every one of the main heroes starts to become round, which can be somewhat of a challenge, especially when it's all happening at the same time.

My thoughts on chapter one? The first half turned out exactly like I expected (although the tones of the heroes seemed more serious at the beginning, which does fit the piece I guess), but after rereading the second half I thought to myself, "Did I really just write that?" Something that I'm probably going to be saying repeatedly to myself as I write chapter two.

On we go to depths unknown! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

#CAROL! >:)#CAROL! >:) the Sequel #melissa zonzales #chapter one #ice skating #carol #CAROL! >:) 2

CAROL! >:) Announcement!

CAROL! >:) Chapter 14 is officially finished, which can only mean one thing...the epilogue begins! Six scenes of awesomeness await this almost-finished piece of literature...I'm scared...

Because guess what happens after the epilogue is complete? "CAROL! >:) the Sequel: When It All Comes Crashing Down" is unleashed onto the world! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! Of course this 21 chapter approximately 60,000 word story is going to feature many of Michelle's favorites like Tyrone and MappleShipping as well as several new characters such as the Guy With Two Hats, Jill and Becca. Ultimately leading to perhaps the biggest mystery in CAROL! >:), who is the father of Tyrone?

So be sure to keep up with the CAROL! >:) Wikia and all of the craziness on fictionpress.com, because that would make Carol very angry...very angry indeed. :D

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1) Would you rather eat frosted garbage or drink your own pee mixed with soap? 2) Would you rather marry Jasper, but it meant Michelle could never see Matthew Perry, or have her marry him, but you could never see Jasper again? 3) Would you rather shave your head for the rest of your life, or wear the same dress for the rest of your life? 4) Go ice skating alone or go sky diving alone? 5) Would you rather fully support Jonsper or be the executive producer of FRIENDS the next generation?

1) Eat frosted garbage. That would pretty much be my entire senior year anyway.

2) The first one, I think you know why.

3) Wear the same dress for the rest of my life.

4) Go ice skating alone. I would probably pass out during the second one, and that wouldn't be pretty.

5) Executive producer of FRIENDS the next generation, I would make sure that it'd be awesome for Michelle! : D

5) Would you marry Matthew Perry to save Michelle, but divorce is impossible or have Numbah two marry Michelle with no divorce, to save Jasper?

5) I'd marry Matthew Perry, but he's free to cheat on me with Michelle, it'd be a pretty open marriage. : )

1) Would you rather kiss Zombie Jon with full tongue for twenty minutes, or win $1,000,000.00 by letting Jon marry Jasper? 2) Would you rather glow or look like Batman for the rest of your life? 3) Would you rather live with Michelle if you had to sleep on the top bunk or live with Kyle and Jasper and be forced to make all the decisions? 4) Would you rather drink dinosaur pee for free or have Jon drink it, but he must marry you afterwards?

1) Kiss Zombie Jon *shivers*

2) They'd both be awesome, but I would rather glow. : )

3) Although I could make the second one into a great television show, I'd rather live with Michelle - I could get over my fear of heights.

4) I'd rather have Jon drink it, cause I could just divorce him afterwards.

1. The world is in danger, you can save it by throwing out your flip phone and getting a meat slab. What do you do? 2. Would you rather celebrate Vegetable Friday for a month or spend an entire day one-on-one with Jon? 3. PizzaShipping or QuadrangleShipping? 4. And entire year without bacon or an entire year without Skittles? 5. What color is Nebraska?

1) Use my flip phone to save the world. - HAHA! 2) Celebrate Vegetable Friday for a month. 3) PizzaShipping. 4) Entire year without bacon. : ( 5) Green, the color of AWESOME!

1) He doesn't. He's so AWESOME and ADORABLE!

2) I know, it's quite amazing, isn't it? Now I'm the coolest kid on campus!

3) An umbrella, DEFINITELY. You can't use a banana nut muffin to defend yourself, unless of course you're going up against Jon... ; )

4) Raven. She's kick-butt, and my favorite. I was her for Halloween five times in a row! : D

5) MappleShipping, I'll just leave it at that.

#questions for TheCarolSlayer #friendship #mappleshipping #tyrone #jon bashing #umbrella

1. Favorite quote from CAROL! >:) 2. What the deal? 3. The world is in danger, you can save it by kissing Jon, do you do it? 4. Have you ever put corn on your teeth and pretended it was your tooth? 5. You have to remove either Tyrone or MappleShipping from the sequel, which do you remove?

1. "30%? That doesn't sound like an excessive amount."

2. What the deal? WE NEED THOSE T-SHIRTS!

3. Dang it Michelle! This is tough. But to answer your question...uh, yeah I would, but the world would owe me BIG TIME.

4. Yes! It was one of the best dinners EVER!

5. Tyrone. He's my son, but if I remove MappleShipping from the sequel, there goes most of the plot.

ElevatorShipping: 2

FlexibleShipping: 1

But who's keeping score? Oh wait! I am! ; )

#CAROL! >:)#elevatorshipping #CAROL! >:) the Sequel #melissa zonzales #michelle neekon

#CAROL! >:)#wikia #CAROL! >:) the wikia #carol #I'm scared

I am so evil, yes I am! Carrying a kid that looks like he's dead! I am so evil, evil I am! And Carol will love me when she sees what I did!

~ Pedro Riveria (Pedro's Song)

#CAROL! >:)#Pedro's song #pedro #chapter 7 #pedro you idiot! say what?#best of pedro

ElevatorShipping, FlexibleShipping's one true rival. :)

#CAROL! >:)#elevatorshipping #melissa zonzales #michelle neekon #chapter 5 #ship it!

FlexibleShipping, I never thought it would become this popular. XD

#CAROL! >:)#flexibleshipping #melissa zonzales #ashley cornelia #chapter 6 #this perfume smells like sleepy #why?

How many followers do you have? I was checking the fictionpress tag and I have NEVER heard of your story lol

It's so weird that you've never heard of CAROL! >:). Especially because 264 people have. Maybe word doesn't get around as fast as it used too. : /

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