utopia;

Caroline Clyde 17 || Senior || Westmoore "anything you say, can and will be held against you; so baby, only say my name."

[smhnathaniel-blog-blog-blog]

A famous meme maybe.

[carolineclyde]

Memes are hilarious. But don't worry, vending machine guy, I'm pretty sure no one actually recorded it.

[greernotdeer]

I don’t even watch it, to be honest. Hot guys or not, it’s not worth those 91 minutes. I can do so much more during that time.

[carolineclyde]

It's not for everyone, I guess. But it can be fun to watch sometimes.

[auroragold]

[carolineclyde]

And what exactly is so funny?

[zimmcrman-deactivated20190112]

And thus experience the pain of crushed nuts. 

[carolineclyde]

Yeah well, he deserved it.

[smhnathaniel-blog-blog-blog]

That’d be terrible though. I do not want to be the next target of internet humor. 

[carolineclyde]

But you would be famous!

[captainkurtevans]

If a homeless guy grabbed my ass? Probably beat him to death. 

Just kidding. I have no fucking clue. I’m not a woman who gets her butt grabbed often.

[carolineclyde]

Lucky you. It's disgusting.

[scarlett-clyde]

And here I thought I was going to get some sort of speech from you about turning it down.

[carolineclyde]

You're lucky I'm in a good mood. Sort of.

[hernameis-clarke-blog]

No biggie if it’s only sometimes. 

[carolineclyde]

Aha, only when I need to be.

[captainkurtevans]

Stealing from the homeless is kind of an oxymoron in itself, isn’t it? Huh, well, you’re much kinder than I would’ve been. 

[carolineclyde]

What would you have done?

[scarlett-clyde]

Well, I just hope the neighbours enjoy Ed Sheeran’s new album, because that’s the only thing they’re going to be hearing for the next week or so.

[carolineclyde]

Ed Sheeran is a God and I think that's the only thing we can agree on.

[darius-omaley]

Why so nosey?

[carolineclyde]

Well, excuse me for trying to have a conversation with you. Whatever.

[hernameis-clarke-blog]

I don’t know. I don’t know you. For all I knew you could’ve been one of those bitch queens who do look for that in a person. 

[carolineclyde]

Well, I'm not...I think. Eh, maybe sometimes.

[captainkurtevans]

Hobos can have wallets. Are you discriminating against the homeless, Caroline? Fuck, I thought you were better than that.

[carolineclyde]

I'm not discriminating, Kurt. But think about it this way; stealing from the homeless would be completly inhumane. A kick in the balls and a punch in the face was more than enough. He got what he deserved, I wasn't going to let him walk away just like that.

[darius-omaley]

Congratulations, Sherlock. You want a medal for that spot on observation?

[carolineclyde]

Geez, looks like someone needs a happy meal. Why so grumpy?

[greernotdeer]

—Yeah, that is a pretty good point you have there.

[carolineclyde]

Right? It's the only reason why I'm watching the World Cup.

[zimmcrman-deactivated20190112]

…Yikes. 

[carolineclyde]

Exactly. Some men just don't know their limits.

[smhnathaniel-blog-blog-blog]

It’s okay, I’m okay… I don’t even know where that vending machine came from.

[carolineclyde]

I hope some recorded it so they can upload it to YouTube. It would go viral.