Walking existential crisis

Multifandom trash, shitposting, and really crappy art

[carpe-aurore]

[bongwaterbunny]

is this anything

[carpe-aurore]

Never underestimate the amount of iced tea a texan can drink. I'm already at half a gallon

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[vampyyprincess]

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

[carpe-aurore]

real scribe hours

[carpe-aurore]

Mutuals, send your best tips to handle an overwhelming sense of doom

[carpe-aurore]

END MEEEEEEEEE

[taydivorce]

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

[emmacandle]

i jerk off till my penis scrweam

[fagforfrank]

#love grandad

[bmoviebabylon]

I am becoming

[matriach1]

listening to a nine inch nails song and getting really scared when it gets quiet because that's when he attacks

[queer-as-city-folk]

Google Images Trent Reznor is significantly less hot than Tumblr search Trent Reznor

Like ???

[queer-as-city-folk]

Google is decuntifying 90s grunge girls in real time

[iimnothereyet]

@carpe-aurore

[carpe-aurore]

My cat Mabel wanted to say hi :)

Fantastic feline, 10/10 rating

[carpe-aurore]

kit-kat of the askbox (for when you get bored next)

I see your kitty and raise you some peach eating poultry

[wolfliet]

can’t spell erotic without rot #myrot