PHILOSOPHY OF A UNISAURUS: Chapter #clubkid

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[blu-iv]

December 17th

[springfieldusa]

[justinpie]

holy shit marge

[dwvids]

sorry but gifsets don’t do this scene justice

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[takineko]

Lmao

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

IT GOT FUCKING FLAGGED I’M SCREAMING

[complete-trash-and-despair]

They’re fearing our resistance

[blackqueerblog]

The ending they are so in love!

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The ending of this video is sweet and gay

[stephencolbertly]

Meanwhile… Losing ‘Friends’ And Tumblr Nudity

[armitageadoration-deactivated20]

You know you have screwed up when Stephen Colbert talks about you like you are donald trump. 

[vandelli0n]

Just saw this on Twitter and I’m dying

[answertolifeis42]

hey @staff

[sylphy]

Hey @staff

[answertolifeis42]

hey @staff

[sylphy]

Will this escape the filter @staff

[messiahman69]

@staff hey

[unnounblr]

holy shit none of this is flagged

[misreckon]

@staff is this ok

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

@staff please

[outofcontextpkmn]

I apologize for posting so much Adult Content, everyone :(

[magax-destroyer]

Obviously due to this new tumblr rule, we all must move site. And we all know where to go.

[carrloz]

yessss

[mobpsycho100]

[delusion-of-negation]

Results so far

[jujuoh]

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

[ivadeshin]

Tiefling nudes are going to outlast everything else

[mcavoy]

dare i say…..savage?

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[pettyrevenge-base]

The mother-in-law bribe backfired

This is not my story.  This was told to me by a woman I knew from work several years ago; she’s a very sweet nurse.

Nurse graduated from nursing school and decided with her friend to move to one of the cities that was listed as having “the most eligible bachelors” from some publication. She moves and starts dating her future husband.

Future Husband’s mother is a viper and decides Nurse is not good enough for her family.  The  happy couple eventually get engaged and future mother-in-law is having none of it.   Tries for several months to break them up; tries to convince Nurse to go back where she came from and simultaneously tries to gently convince her precious son that Nurse may not be good for him.

To add some more context to this situation, this MIL is pretty nasty to Nurse but hides it well to other people, always making sure she’s super (fake) sweet to everyone when others are around.

Finally wedding plans are set so MIL gets desperate.  She gets Nurse alone with a “generous” offer: leave fiance and never come back in exchange for $10,000 (note: this was almost 30 years ago so I guess it was kind of a shitload of money for most).

Nurse is so sick of this woman’s shit and is incredibly insulted. However, she’s intelligent and maintains her composure.  Nurse accepts the offer.

Nurse takes the money, does not leave, and gets married anyway. Nobody else knows about this.

MIL cannot say or do anything about it without exposing herself to her family as a horrible person.

Nurse and husband are still happily married; their kids are grown; husband still has no idea this went down.

MIL has suffered silently for almost 30 years.

[thisdiscontentedwinter]

I reblog this every time I see it, because it’s a Machiavellian power move AND I LOVE IT! 

[vooduude2]

if I don’t see yr dick before 12/17

[villageidiotwitch]

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves