[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Rewarding myself for working out with a little thirst trap. As a treat.

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

The government should give me specifically a monthly stipend for clothes and books

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Someone gave me their number in a café and I honestly didn't know that actually happened

[jethroq]

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Some of the "shorts" that are popular now are so long they've just circled back around to capris

[coto524]

Not to sexualise you but I'm tryna bounce on it for real 🫦

if you're going to bounce on it i think you may have to sexualise me a bit. sorry to break this to you. it's like part of the process

[old-manrupee]

Bouncin on it business-lunch style. Call that "touching base"

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

It is flattering but vaguely annoying to still be asked for ID buying alcohol at the big age of 31

[chameliyun]

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

you simply must eat more food. put some meat on your frail bones

Fuck off??

[theroyalgardens]

Barry's Castle, Buttevant, Ireland

[doubleca5t]

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

It's incredible what flattering lighting can do

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

It's incredible what flattering lighting can do

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Is it really too much to ask to be rich and beautiful????

[redstonedust]

i think most people accept the idea of "you don't control who you're attracted to" in terms of being gay but imo it can go further. like if you're not attracted to men, but you happen to find a transmasc person attractive, i dont think thats inherently transphobic if you acknoweldge that your attraction is incongruent with their identity. you dont need to run yourself in circles creating qualifiers for your sexuality when we live in a world of infinite gender identites. it's not like you have an inbuilt radar that tells you whether that hot stranger at the bar is a woman or not. man who kissed a twink that turned out to be a butch lesbian that thought he was a butch lesbian. etc.

[flyin-shark]

[redavexat]