The Linked Universe Links as a ✨hockey team✨ because I say so 😌
Time: Head coach. Duh. Who would I be if he wasn’t the head coach? Former NHLer, maybe too old to be standing on the bench and yelling at teens, but he doesn’t care. He’s in it to make some kids some damn good hockey players.
Wars: he's all hockey IQ. If you need a goal with three minutes left, he can make the play and make it happen. Pretty speedy, and a good on ice shot. Scores more post ins than a straight forward shot. Definitely a center.
Twilight: the enforcer. Kid on the opposing team being a shit? Twilight is brick walling that kid out of nowhere. He’s the guy you want in fights, probably has more minutes in the penalty box than on the ice. Killer slap shot, definitely a defender.
Sky: the goaltender. Sky is cool, calm, collected, exactly what you need for a goalie. But as soon as he gets angry, he goes batshit crazy. Sky pulls the craziest saves sometimes, but usually he’s got the puck before the other team can get a rebound. A bit unhinged sometimes, like all goalies, myself included. Definitely listens to classical music before games. Also, sun is ALWAYS in the stands and you know it.
Legend: right winger. Has been on more teams than anyone else. Pretty crazy, really, really fast. Always winning board battles, and a really good stick handler. Always pulls up to the rink with an energy drink in hand. Tries to set up passes, but gets more rebound goals than anything. Never has a clean goal, always because of a dirty battle in the crease.
Hyrule: safest on the team! Definitely left wing. Always backs away from fights, never trash talks the other team, and if there’s an injury on the other team and his own, he’s always there helping make sure they’re okay before the ref sends him to the bench. Never makes enemies, but as soon as someone hits four or wind, he is after them like a bloodhound, with twilight right behind him. Always scores by flicking the puck up just above the goalies pad and under their glove.
Wild: you know those crazy good Canadians and Russians that are heading for the NHL? Yeah that’s wild. He’s crazy, unpredictable, can do practically anything. Fastest on the team next to four. Definitely a purebred Russian raised in Canada, type of guy to go out and skate on the pond at 5 in the morning. Missing teeth, missing part of his ear after a mishap with a missing helmet, a fall, and skates. Always practicing and playing hockey. Plays with broken bones, finishes shifts with a blown out knee. Definitely defense, even though he flys up to a forward spot mid play to do a Michigan on a goalie. Absolute snipes from the blue line, scores differently each time. Definitely going to the big leagues. Always right behind Twilight when there’s a fight. (Always stays out too long on shifts to. Time yells at him for that A LOT.)
Four: another left winger! Can’t have enough of those. Four is fast and can seem to get from one end of the ice to the other in a blink of an eye. The best back checker and fore checker on the team, and has some really good dangles on breakaways and penalty shots. Gets more assists than goals, always setting up plays. War’s favorite on the team, mostly because four can execute the plays that wars creates.
Wind: right winger! Wind is definitely a play up, too much talent to be on the younger team. While the rest of his teammates are driving themselves to practice, he’s in the back of his grandmas car and just starting his algebra one homework. Has a hell of a shot, seems to float right over goalies gloves before dropping right into the net. Fast as fuck, third best skater on the team. Always stealing sips of legends energy drinks.
thank you for listening to my Ted talk 😌
















